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Reblog if you enjoy writing smut and you aren't sorry about it.
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Because I sure as fuck wonât be shamed for it.

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thescalexwrites :
Laying in bed:Â *constructs perfect plot*
Standing in shower:Â *constructs perfect characters*
While driving:Â *constructs perfect setting*
Staring at blank page:Â âwut r werds.â
Fanfiction writers
May 3rd 2009: hope to have the next chapter up by the end of may!
May 27th 2016: lol didnt say which may bitches
Okay, but guys...
Can you imagine Ruby having to do the very ânormal human thingâ of telling Baal that theyâre going to have kids??
I have the theory Baal singled Ruby out not only because he desired her, but because sheâd be able to give him viable offspring. Iâve read itâs difficult for demons to procreate, so as one of the 7 Princes of Hell, OF COURSE Baal is immediately going to claim Ruby as his.Â
Not that heâs about to tell her any of that. So imagine poor Ruby being stuck in a position where sheâs got one of the worst demons as her lover, and oh btw, heâs knocked her up.
I get the feeling Ruby would be absolutely terrified.Â
...Right up until Baal canât hide how happy he is to be having a family with her.
I may or may not write a drabble about this >:3
Heehee~
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I have so many Baal and Ruby headcanons and plot ideas itâs not even funny....
Iâm going to do my best to actually work on the plot ideas and morph them into either fic or comics, but....I mean....anyone interested in my headcanons?Pfft. Let me know~
I might just write up and post them anyway, just so I have a reference?
I am currently taking requests for fics/art of Baal and Ruby.
Examples of my art here.
Itâs Halloween, and I love these two, so send me anything you like ;)
Thanks guys!
Believe My Lies {Baal/Ruby--Ash vs Evil Dead}
Title: Believe My Lies Fandom: Ash vs. Evil Dead Rating: T Pairing: Baal x Ruby Knowby Warnings: Mentions of the demonic, occult, and sexuality. Though if any of those things bother you, why are you in this fandom? Summary: She was a rarity among them, and as the Duke of Hell, it was his right to have her. She was a means to an end, but thatâs not to say he didnât have favorites. And RubyâŚRuby was his most beloved conquest; no matter how much venom she spat at him. Â
Editing 101
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You actually finished something? Yay! Only, you arenât actually finished. Now you have to edit. For those of you who are obsessed with editing everything, I strongly recommend Stewart Ferrisâs How to Be a Writer with his 12 draft guide to editing. For those of us who donât have the time or patience to sit through 12 drafts: donât worry. There is an easier way.
Step 1: Actually Finish Writing
Step one can be the most difficult for a lot of people. Iâm not suggesting that you arenât prepared to end your story. Iâm sure youâre going to do great. Unfortunately, by the time many writers get to chapter five, we realize we made a mistake. âWait. Annabeth needs to live in the city for this to work. Not on a farm. Iâd better fix that.â âHold on. This story should be told in the third person, not first person.â âFuck - my main character isnât actually the main character.â It happens to all of us. These kinds of edits are important, but donât go back and edit right now. Make a note on the side of your work to fix the beginning later, and continue as if the change had been made. For example: âI ran forward, grabbing the sword. The dragon was watching me, leaning forward. I probably only had minutes to live, but Iâd use those minutes fighting. EDIT: POV IS IN 3RD PERSON. Kara looked over at James, where he was unconscious against the rock. As long as she could keep him safe, sheâd die happy, sword in hand.â
Believe me: itâll save you time in the long run. If you go back to edit everything right away, youâll never finish anything.
Step 2: Re-read the story.
Make those edits that you noted as you wrote. Look for spelling and grammar errors. Look for mistakes. In the past, I wrote in chapter one that it was odd Victor wore a sweatshirt in July, but no one gave him any looks. Then, in chapter 3, I noted the snowy weather as my characterâs went Christmas shopping. Also, keep notes of what your characters look like to avoid problems like eyes changing color or random outfit changes.
Another tip? As you re-read the story, eliminate the words âthatâ and âveryâ as often as possible. When you can, and when appropriate for the age of your audience, bump up your vocabulary as well.
Step 3: Read the story aloud.
Youâll hear things different than youâll read them. Reading your story aloud will help you to hear mistakes you didnât notice. Youâll also make note of the pacing your story naturally takes. You will hear the awkward phrases in dialogue, youâll hear the how all of your characters sound the same, and youâll hear how often you use the same word over and over again.
Step 4: Give it to a Friend
No matter how much a person loves you, save this step for last. You are a writer and you want people to see your best work, not the first draft where you used the wrong âtheir/thereâ fifteen times. No matter how many times you edited, Iâm sure your friend is going to find something you missed on almost every page. Youâll also get an extra opinion on if your work is interesting.
If you donât have any friends, family members or internet strangers work as well.
Best of luck and happy writing, Marina Montenegro
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Instead of whispered, consider:
murmured
mumbled
muttered
breathed
sighed
hissed
mouthed
uttered
intoned
susurrated
purred
said in an undertone
gasped
hinted
said low
said into someoneâs ear
said softly
said under oneâs breath
said in hushed tones
insinuated
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Writing Process: Hand Exercises
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Anonymous asked:
Do you have any exercises for hands? I am finding that I canât type as long as I want to. Itâs really frustrating to have ideas and have to stop writing because my hands keep cramping. Thank you for running this awesome blog!
This is such a great question! I have to admit, I spend so much time on the computer Iâve never had to do any. =\ However, I think theyâre a great idea, so I went and found some for you to try: Hand and Finger Exercises via WebMD Wrist Exercise for Writers via Jami Gold Hand Exercises for Writing via eHow Hand and Wrist Exercises for Bloggers via One Cool Site
Gun Terms for Writers
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jamessblond:
As someone who writes fics with action sequences and the use of guns, I thought maybe it would be helpful to pass some things on. Even though Iâve done lots of research and talked with family members (I live in WI which is a big hunting state and we have lots of guns), I still catch myself making mistakes with specific terms and their usage. Reading more James Bond fics lately, I catch others making mistakes also. So here is a little guide to help writers.Â
A âclipâ is something that stores multiple rounds of ammunition. It is not what you would insert into a handgun to load it. Clips make loading into a magazine easier because they simply store the rounds. It helps with organization.Â
A magazine is what feeds the ammunition into the barrel. Magazines vary in capacity. They, unlike clips, are spring-loaded, which helps the ammunition move in the gun. So, when you want a character to reload, they would use a pre-loaded magazine, NOT a clip.Â
A silencer is really a suppressor. âSilencerâ is a word thatâs used in media to refer to a suppressor that doesnât exist in real life. Guns that are suppressed will still be loud and have a sound. This is because compressed air will still leak out of the end of the barrel, you canât silence a bullet moving extremely fast through the air, and you canât silence the mechanical parts on a gun. There will be a noise, but it just wonât be as loud or more importantly, alert people in a nearby area that a gun was just fired. SO suppressor is a much more accurate term technically speaking.Â
There are different kinds of suppressors. One important kind suppresses the muzzle flash. Itâs likely a sniper would use this more than they would want to use a sound suppressor, as the muzzle flash more easily enables you to be spotted when you donât want to be. These are simply referred to as flash suppressors.Â
After a handgun runs out of ammunition, the slide will lock back into place and you will know that it is out. There is no âclickâ signifying an empty weapon that is so dramatized in movies and tv. A more likely scenario that would prevent a gun from firing would be a jam. Or programming the gun to recognize certain palm prints.Â
A great place for writers, in particular fanfic writers, who want information on guns is imfdb. You can find out what guns are used in movies and shows, and what guns characters use. You can also just search for guns.Â
If you want to get really specific, check out YouTube. There are users who will post reviews of guns on there, which can be really helpful if you want to see how a particular gun looks or how to shoot it.Â
So yeah! Here are just a few basic tips if you want to write a fic where a character uses guns.Â
I see youâve got terminology down, now letâs go for a little technicality.Â
Firstly, let me explain the âkickâ of a gun. A âkickâ is the feeling of the round leaving the barrel of the gun. Â Every gun has one, the impact of the âkickâ depends on the caliber, make and type of gun.
Another way to describe a kick is the feeling of the gun exploding in your hand. Â Of course, the gun doesnât literally explode, but it is a great burst of power that only lasts a second.
For example: A .45Â mm hand gun with have a bigger âkickâ than a .22Â mm hand gun. Â If someone is a first time shooter and does not know what to expect, they would most likely drop the gun after firing it once due to the shock of the force being released in their hands.
Sniper Rifles are incredibly accurate and mainly used for long distance hits. Â They are also ridiculously heavy, as most rifles are, therefore, be prepared for a gigantic âkickâ.
Sniper Rifles are special because they are so powerful (they need to be in order to have the same impact a .45mm would 10 feet away compared to the shell half a mile away), thus a stand is required to use it.
No matter what you will always need a firm holding to place the rifle (besides your grip) in order to prevent the gun from falling over after it is discharged and injury to your person. There are ridiculously powerful guns.
General rule of thumb is that you place the butt of the rifle next to your shoulder, just below your clavicle. Â Iâm not very good at describing this position, so I suggest looking it up. Â DO NOT place it anywhere in the armpit area, dislocation is likely to occur. Â Depending on how prepare you are and the type of rifle being used (excluding snipers), bruising might occur.
You will be standing if you use a normal rifle, so make sure you are steady and prepared for the âkickâ that follows after.
If you are using a sniper rifle, you will be on the ground or leaning against something. Â Some people have special rests for their snipers specifically to fire the gun from any spot. Â Point is: do not stand alone while firing this. Â You will get hurt.
Other helpful tips:
Earplugs or Ear Protectors are your friends.
Safety glasses are also your friend to avoid shells from flying into your face.
Keep the safety on until you are ready to fire the gun.
If you are NOT currently firing the gun, whether it is loaded or unloaded, and it is in your hand, ALWAYS hold it with two hands and point it at the ground at your feet. DO NOT get distracted.
NEVER joke around with someone by pointing the gun at them. Â EVEN IF YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE THAT THE GUN IS TOTALLY UNLOADED, MAGAZINE OUT OF PLACE, DO NOT RISK IT. Â It is not funny. Â Even if the gun is on safety, do NOT do it. Â You could accidently switch off the safety or the gun could misfire despite the safety.
Lastly TWO HANDS.  One on the side near the trigger and the other underneath.  This is not the movies, do not attempt to fire a gun with one hand.  Not only will your aim be incredibly off if you are inexperienced but you will also endanger yourself as well as others if you lose control of it.
Guns can be scary and if you ever feel nervous or uncomfortable about firing one, do not do it.Â
A few things I have to add to this:
The caliber of a round is usually measured in either millimeters or in hundredths of an inch. One âunitâ of caliber, I guess, is one one-hundredth of an inch. For example, a 45-caliber round has a .45 inch diameter (which is why itâs called a .45). DO NOT CONFUSE THIS WITH MILLIMETERS. .45 mm is NOT 45-caliber.
Common cartridges measured in millimeters with their respective calibers:
Rifles:
5.56mm = ~.223 caliber
7.62mm = ~.300 caliber
12.7mm = ~.500 caliber
Handguns:
5.64mm = .22 caliber*
9mm* = .354 caliber
10.16mm = .40 caliber*
11.43mm = .45 caliber*
(*the measurement youâre more likely to see for each cartridge.)
In the case of rifles, cartridges meant for civilian use are usually designated as .223, .300, .308, etc. Designations such as 5.56mm, 7.62mm, etc. are usually indicative of military-grade ammunition. This is not always true, but usually thatâs how it is.
Military-grade bullets are held to higher standards and typically cause more stress on the internal mechanism, and the guns theyâre meant for are built to handle that. They can also handle civilian ammunition. It doesnât work the other way around, however. Do not attempt to use military-grade ammunition in a civilian-model firearm that hasnât been modified to handle it.
A few different kinds of cartridges:
- Full metal jacket, which gives increased penetration capabilities but doesnât do much in the ways of expansion. Risky to use in situations with a lot of innocents around, as often they can over-penetrate and go on to hurt someone behind the target.
- Hollow-points, which expand like crazy when they hit something, causing massive internal damage to their target. Outlawed in warfare under the Hague Convention of 1899, but can be used by civilians.
- Soft-points, which serve as a happy medium between the penetration capabilities of full metal jacket rounds and the expansion of hollow-point rounds.
- Shot, usually rat-shot or snake-shot, which can be fit in bullets and used to kill small vermin at close range without doing a whole lot of damage to the surrounding area.
- Sub-sonic, which have a lower muzzle velocity and effective range, but will decrease the chance of overpenetration. This is also the ideal ammo choice for weapons fitted with suppressors, as subsonic rounds avoid the âcrackâ of a sonic boom that other bullets can make upon leaving the barrel.
Okay, so I have a dominant Owen fic in the works that someone requested. Yay dom Owen!
But is anyone interested in a femdom Claire fic? :3
Iâm open to any Clawen requests still~ Anon is enabled.
Thank you!
Something Different {Clawen}
Fandom: Jurassic Park Rating: T Pairing: Owen x Claire Prompt:Â owen starts acting strangely nice and unlike himself to claire and she finds it weird, confronts him about it and he admits that he was trying to get on her good side so he could ask her out on a second date :)
Story under the cut for length not content. Enjoy!

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Despite the title of my blog, I shall now be accepting Clawen (Owen x Claire) prompts.Â
All rating levels welcomed. (Anon is available as well.)
Love to hear what you guys have in mind c:
Can you do a fanfic on Zero and Yuuki's life together?
Hello dear anon! :D
Iâd love to do a fic like that for you! <3
Iâm already working on a little drabble based on the preview pic for the new VK chapter, so Iâll go ahead and work on your prompt as well!
anything specific your looking for? c: