Most Fuckable Mums And Dads

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Round 2 is now (finally) over, here is the updated bracket for Round 3. Side A polls should be released tomorrow morning (roughly 10 hours).

Congratulations to all the winners of Round 2 who shall be listed below the cut.

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The Witch: She’s a horrible parent she’s immoral she’s fucked up and fucked over she’s a hypocrite and she’s right she’s so silly she wants a kid dead she eats bugs she locked a girl in a tower for 14 years she is so very conflicting I love her to death. She tried to protect her daughter, but she’s so consumed her her own selfishness she can’t do it even if she loves her.

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Trina Weisenbachfeld: HOLY SHIT OK SO. SHE'S LITERALLY A MOTHER. HER HUSBAND IS A WEIRDGIRL SO SHE HAS THAT GOING FOR HER. SHE'S KINDA BONKERS BUT SHE TRIES TO BE THE BEST MOM SHE CAN BE. SHE'S ALSO VERY HOT. AND TIRED OF ALL THE HAPPY MEN WHO RULE THE WORLD. Who else is getting a divorce, having a beautiful musical breakdown, and marrying her therapist like her? No one, what's who.

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Baker's Wife: She’s so hot. She’s the glue keeping her husband together. I love her so much. Encourages stealing. She is a supporting wife, gets her husband out of the house through total girlbossign, has birth, has cheating urgers, then gets fridged. Name a more iconic and chaotic character arc

Sam, Bill & Harry: Submitted without propaganda

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Marvin: Middle aged divorced gay father w one of the fattest asses on Broadway. I mean. Look at him he’s constantly serving cunt and I love him. Likes to bond with his son, so tired and so divorced and so gay.

It has been uhhh a long time. But I am going to continue this tournament (I know I said that last time but this time I actually have the next polls made up already) Round 3 will begin tomorrow with the following contestants (click each one for propaganda pages):

Side A: Trina Weisenbachfeld Tevye The Witch Graf von Krolock Marvin Bill Woodward Baker's Wife & Sam, Bill & Harry (tied) Audrey II

Congratulations to the Winners of Round 2:

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Linda Monroe: Mom of four, Beautiful Blonde Boys and the chosen prophet of a dark god. She is a psychopath. She is a murderer. She is mean to her husband who loves her so much. She has daddy issues she can be forgiven for that alone. She has a favourite son, but she is a fabulous mother. She was The Chosen One for two timeless eldritch deities, one of whom didn’t even have to poison her mind for her to do terrible things. 10/10 would fuc

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Pythio: They're a nonbinary oracle with killer outfits and a gorgeous voice and so much confidence. They are one of the main driving forces in moving the plot forward and helping out the other characters. They have a daughter, so they are a parent, but they had to leave that daughter behind because their husband would not accept their nonbinary identity - they do meet their daughter again later, though.

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Mama Morton: mother to all. sugar mama to few. when you’re stroking mama she’ll be stroking you.

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Miss Goldberg: She’s a teacher and the closest thing Marvin has to a maternal figure and he may have completely made her up to cope with the lack of love he receives at home. He also fantasises about having sex with her to convince himself that he’s able to fulfil the role that a heterosexual society has placed on him as long as it’s with a woman who is always just out of reach. Plus the mummy issues. 

Also she’s so fagdyke it’s unreal.

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Doctor Frank-N-Furter: "But Frank-N-Furter isn't a parent", you say, "but Frank-N-Furter is a dude not a milf", you continue, but you would be wrong on both counts. Frank birthed Rocky, we even celebrate his birthday at the Dinner Scene. And, Frank by his own admission is not much of a man, but, he is a HELL of a lover- and, as the callbacks make explicitly clear, our Queen. Frank N. Furter’s whole schtick is his sex appeal! That’s, like, at least 60% of the story. He’s down for whatever and will even help you push past your initial nerves!

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Persephone: She's the literal incarnation of fuckable. Her costuming is amazing and she's the perfect wine mom energy. She becomes very dedicated to helping Orpheus, who she views as “just a boy.” In short Persephone is very motherly but (this is important) she is also a wine mom. provides food and entertainment to the starving humans in the upper world, so she's protective and caring, and she stands up to Hades for the sake of Orpheus and Eurydice. A true goddess.