date a boy who sends you memes on the daily

i would rather be shoved into a locker for 2 years than call a romantic partner “daddy” but if you’re one of those people who are into that, then, please, next time you get into a fight with him please say something like “you’re not my REAL dad!” you have full permission to steal my joke that im never going to use

mood: that vine where the guy gets hit by the bus and his friends shout ‘fuck off ali’ at him

Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 

what am I looking at

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

I hate r*hanna because one time my mom took me to the petting zoo and this big ass goat bit my hand and chased me around the farm and I know in my heart that it was her doing

Me and my future boyfriend. I’m the fox.