Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat

“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”

Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.

well you did ask

Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.

you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN

Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs of meat.

plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.

Thank you, Old Witch With Candy House side of tumblr.

She persisted.

THIS

Did you know? Type O Blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to the lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread and is now called Type “O” blood. I guess you could call it a typo.

I showed this to my bio professor and she cried

Oh my god. I love this.

will always reblog this story

RIP Alan Rickman 💚🌹

#will anything ever crush my soul as much as this #the answer is a resounding no #my love #look at that fucking smile she is literally being abused and in a lot of ways neglected #and most likely held prisioner by boundaries cora has set #she’s intruded upon by cora who we see change her clothes with magic #only able to love the man she obviously does in secret #and she still has that fucking smile and light in her eyes #literally right ok #think about how deeply snow’s betrayal and leopold’s actions and rumpelstiltskin’s teachings run #think about how devastated regina must have been to lose daniel #how much all of that must have ruined her to turn this smile #into one that basically replicates cora’s in some scenes #i am on the floor #this is painful (x)