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I shouldn’t like this.

I’m straight.

I’m married.

I have a beautiful baby girl and my gorgeous wife is pregnant with another baby, three months in already.

I’ve never done this before.

How did I end up like this?

Well. My wife is 3 months pregnant. Her sex drive is haywire. Here then gone. I was getting irritable. I was used to regular sex. Now, my balls were huge, pent up, and in dire need of release. That’s when I got on Grindr.

I wouldn’t fuck another woman. But a man was different…

His name is Richard. When we met, he was pretty chill. We hung out. Had that awkward first meeting talk… Then he sucked my cock. It was glorious. Even my wife wouldn’t blow me like he did. It was messy and nasty and sloppy and fucking hot.

And when I warned him I was cumming, he didn’t pull out. He pulled me in. Closer. Groped my fat ass and toyed with my hole and drilled my prostate with his finger. The fact that he slipped a finger inside me was startling enough. Then he made me bust a nut harder and larger than any I’ve busted before.

Instantly, I was hooked. I needed more.

I started hanging out with him more. Once a week became twice then three times then four. Ultimately, I didn’t go home without blasting a load into his gullet.

Then he started doing other things. Massaging my back and legs. Rubbing my feet. Sucking on my balls while I jerked off.

Then he shoved his face into my ass, under my balls, and started slurping and drooling and spitting. That startled me. But what surprised me more was that I loved it. I would grip the sheets, stroke my pulsing cock, and beg him to eat that fat ass.

Then one day, he had me roll over. Ass in the air. He went to work as usual. Eating my hole, sucking my balls, throating my cock, making me feel so good.

Then he sat up. He slapped his cock against my ass, spat on it, and sheathed himself into my hole.

“Ooohhoho fuuuck. This fucking asshole feels so fucking good. Ugh. You really are a virgin. So tight. Good thing I spent a few days prepping you…” He growled, gripped my hips, and slammed in. He ground his crotch against my ass. The wind was forced out of me with a yelp and a whimper.

“T .. Take…take it out… Too big… Fuck. It’s so fucking fat.. You’re splitting me open…”

“Shhh… Don’t worry, baby… you’re not the first straight guy whose fuck hole I’ve claimed… Just take it… Give in to my cock… Moan and howl and squeal and beg me…to load your straight hole up….”

Eri112’s money saving tips.

So, did you reblog this money saving challenge last January?

I did.

I remember thinking that it would never work. I remember thinking it would be too hard.  I remember thinking HOW CAN I HAVE CASH IN MY ROOM AND NOT SPEND IT??

I just counted and it turns out I saved more than this person calculated.

I saved $1500 in cash. In one year.  In a Mason jar.

If you had told me last year that I could do this, I never would have believed you.  I have never been a financially secure person.  This activity taught me so much about myself as a spender. 

Here’s how I did it.

For those who have never seen this, the basic concept is that you print out this (or google 52 week money challenge…You can find many variations on this)…So the first week, you put in $1, second week is $2, third week is $3, etc.  The final week of the year, you’ll put in $52.  There are 52 weeks in a year.  See how that works?

As I said, though.  I somehow ended up with more.  I’m not sure how that happened.  Let me tell you how I managed to save money period.

PLEASE KEEP IN MIND, I AM NOT A FINANCIAL PROFESSIONAL.  FOLLOW THESE TIPS WITH CAUTION.  I CANNOT GUARANTEE THEY WILL WORK FOR EVERYONE.

1. Create your own payday. I have 2 jobs.  One is my full time job that pays every two weeks on Thursday.  The other is a part time job that pays every week on Wednesday.  So, usually by Thursday, I have all the money I’m going to make that week.  So, I made Thursday my pay day.  Every Thursday, I made sure to put in the amount I was supposed to for that week.

2. Use small bills.  This was CRITICAL to saving money for me.  If I didn’t have the cash I needed, I would swing through the ATM and then ask a family member to trade a $20 bill for $1 bills.  I put in the required money and then hid all of the other ones under the jar.  That way, in future weeks I would have the ones I needed to make a payment.

3.  Hide the jar in plain sight.  I kept the jar in my room, but it was hidden.  This way, I wasn’t tempted to spend it.  I have 3 jars in my room.  One is my “happy memories” jar where I right down all the good things that happen to me.  Then I have my savings jar.  I also have a jar for paying myself to work out.  (Any time I work out, I pay myself a dollar.  I use this money for fun stuff like going to the movies)  In order to remember my savings jar and hide it at the same time, I put it directly behind my happy memories jar.  That way, I could see the jars, but I couldn’t see the money inside.

4.  Pack the money tight! It took my father a good five minutes to help me figure out how to get all of those bills out of that jar.  This was quite fun to watch (“HEY DAD!  I’m giving you $1400 in a jar!  Help me get it out!”) and quite difficult to do.  This is because I packed every inch of that jar.  Having the money packed in tightly made it really difficult to take money out.  The harder it was to take money out, the less I wanted to.  I’m quite lazy.

5.  Don’t be afraid to borrow, but write it down and pay yourself back in two days.  I’ll admit, there were a few occasions where I needed to borrow some money from the jar.  I never took more than $20.  I also forced myself to pay it back in two days.  Now that I think about it, I remember there was one time I borrowed and charged myself interest because I didn’t follow this rule…

Now, as I mentioned, my father is the recipient of this large stack of cash.  He was incredibly proud of me, but this lead to a conversation of how I could put away money that could earn some money.  He also suggested ways to get out of debt.  So here is what he suggested.

1.  Open a mutual fund with a high/mildly aggressive interest rate.  A mutual fund is an account that you deposit a set amount every month.  I’ll be opening one later this week.  We found one that earns 13% interest.  We agreed that I will put away $50 a month for 5 years.  Please note that these accounts will charge a fee if you withdrawal from them.  We did the math.  If I put away $50 a month for 5 years, I will have deposited $3000.  With a 13% interest rate, I will have $4394 by the end of those 5 years.  That’s correct.  The bank will pay me $1394 just for using their mutual fund.

2.  Snowball your debt. I also have acquired a lot of debt over the years.  I won’t lie.  I love to shop.  I have credit cards for every store, including amazon and LLBean (in NH, that’s a big deal).  When I receive my bills this month, he and I are going to sit down and compare them all.  We’ll be looking at total amounts due as well as the interest rate.  Then, I will pay in full anything that I can.  That way, I won’t continue to be charged interest on small amounts.  Then figure out how much money I can send to the bigger bills.  Once you know who has the highest interest rate, you can figure out how to divide that money.  You pay the most money to the highest interest rate.  On the others, you pay the minimum balance.  This way, you can put more money towards the bill that you lose the most money on.

Some advice from my rich sister:

Find a way to earn money when you shop or waste time online.

My sister and I use many different apps for saving money on groceries or shopping.  Message me if you’re interested and I can send you my sign up links.

I also use many different websites for earning money online.  Check them out:

Bing: Without using it for every search I do, I’ve managed to earn $10 in Starbucks gifts card through Bing.  I’m 54% away from my $5 gift card.  All you have to do is search for 30 things through Bing.  It can be random (I’ve searched my name a hundred times) and they suggest different stories for you to search.  You don’t have to click on any of the search results.  Just search.  There are other ways to earn with Bing, but searching is the easiest.  Check it out at Bing Rewards and start earning your gift cards now.

Treasure Trooper: I’ve also been on Treasure Trooper which I originally discovered through another Tumblr user (Thanks Diana!.)  I’ve been using it for a little under a year and have already earned $30.  You can answer surveys, listen to music, complete tasks…It’s pretty easy.  You should check it out.

Inbox Dollars might just be my favorite, though.  I’ve been signed up for a little over 5 months and have already earned $46.77.  They also have surveys and videos to watch.  They also send you e-mails and every time you click “view e-mail” you get 0.02.  That adds up.

Swagbucks is an awesome website where you can watch videos (in the background while you sit on Tumblr) and answer surveys, etc. to earn points.  Then you redeem those points for gift cards.  I have earned $45 Amazon gift cards.  It’s so easy.  I love it.

So, this is all I have to give for money advice.  I can certainly answer questions.  Don’t hesitate to message me.  Here’s to having a little more cash to play with!

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My cell mate, Seb, a 40-something, hairy daddy type, was participating in an early release program. Reportedly, Seb had a very short temper and had been convicted of assault. When I arrived, Seb had already claimed the bottom bunk and glared at me when guards introduced me to him. “Curfew’s at 1000 PM nightly and lights out by 1030.” The guards barked before leaving. Seb must have just showered. He was wearing a towel around his waist and appeared to be getting ready for bed. “What’s up?” I asked. He just looked at me, dropped his towel and crawled into his bunk. Apparently, Seb slept in the raw. I didn’t blame him. It was the middle of summer and the dorms didn’t have a/c.

He laid back against the wall, placed an arm over his head and stared hard at me. “What are you in for?” He asked. “Armed robbery.” I answered. “Bank?” He continued. “Mrs. Field’s cookies.” I said embarrassedly. He chuckled, laid back and grabbed his cock and balls in the palm of his hand. “So bro, do you suck cock?” He asked “I haven’t gotten my cock sucked in weeks, and I’m horny. The camp cocksucker got paroled and rumor has it, you love sucking cock.” He stared hard at me. I wasn’t sure whether that was really the camp rumor or if he was bluffing. Had he figured me out so quickly? Did I have a scarlet cock embossed on my mouth?

My silence spoke volumes. “Hey bro, I’ll keep your secret. No one has to know…that you’re only sucking my cock.” He showed me his cock. It was thick, uncut, hairy and veiny. He slapped it in the palm of his hand. A clear droplet of precum covered the tip of his sheathed cock head. “Come here.” He ordered. I looked longingly at his hardening cock and sheepishly moved closer. I slipped between his hairy legs and grabbed his fat hairy cock. I squeezed it gently in my hand causing the head to pop out of its skin. It was oozing precum and smelled earthy with a hint of soap.

“Suck it.” Seb ordered impatiently. I placed his head in my mouth and ran my tongue around it. “Oooh fuuuck.” Seb moaned. He then thrusted his hips up sliding his cock to the back of my throat. I instinctively gagged and pulled away but Seb held my head and pushed his cock deeper down my throat. My nose was being pressed into his full bush and against his lower belly. I could smell his sweaty crotch as his balls strained against my chin as Seb tried to go further down my throat.

Seb finally let go of my head and I spat up his cock covered in slobber. I looked up at him and through watery eyes a saw Seb grinning down at me. Seb then rolled me over slipping his cock back in my mouth and laying on top of my face. In this position, Seb fucked my mouth hard. I had nowhere to go, unable to back up. His balls slapped my chin with each stroke. He then slid up my body and sat on my face; his hairy asshole pressed into my slobber covered mouth. I welcomed his sphincter with an open mouth and started pushing my tongue into his musty hole. “Yeah…fuck! Eat my hole!” He exclaimed as he rode my face.

As I rimmed his hairy ass I jacked my cock and raised my legs exposing my puckered sphincter. As he continued grinding his ass onto my face, I grabbed blobs of slobber and coated my hole. When he noticed my exposed wet hole, he slid down and pressed the snout of his cock against my pucker. Seb was staring intensely into my eyes as he pushed the head of his dick through my clenched sphincter. The rim of his cock head popped as it stretched through my sphincter muscle. I gasped as he pushed inch after inch inside my ass, until he was pressing his hips up against my ass.

Holding my stare, he started fucking my ass; first impaling me in long deep strokes. I grimaced in pain/ecstasy as his cock rubbed against my prostate and hit the back of my bowel cavity. Unexpectedly, Seb leaned down and kissed me hard; his tongue exploring my mouth with his dick wedged deeply in my ass. My legs were wrapped around his hairy body as Seb found his rut and pounded me merciless.

I could smell his musky scent of testosterone as he wrapped my face in his arms, pressing his armpit to my face. As I began licking his pit, his pounding intensified. Suddenly, he kissed me again, as he spat “Fuuuck” into my mouth. I could feel his cock grow rigid inside me and then throb. He pulled his cock out as streams of cum seeped out of my ass.

Why were you in trouble? Well he wasn’t exactly in your weight class. He was a muscular 6’5 compared to your slender 5’4 and he was one raunchy man even at 18.

He would wrestle you into submission every time with staggering ease. You were a good wrestler with good moves, he was simply too large.

He loved nothing more than grinding your his overheated crotch or slamming his massive muscular ass cheeks winding you under his bulk.

You’d tap out quickly… he didn’t care he’d carry on using you as a rag doll to practise on!

The thing was Max was a raunchy lad. At first he used to wrestle you in his singlet, then just his rank jockstrap, now completely naked!

He thinks nothing of pinning you to the ground and dragging his ripe, hairy musky balls all over your face. He knew you hold your breath to avoid his ripened crotch stink so he would cut off your airways by crushing your head between his massive thighs and squash your face under his ripe nuts!

He would force you to inhale and thus smell the ripe virile aroma from his swollen nuts! Sometimes he wouldn’t even release you until you’d licked his massive nuts clearly not washed in days!

Your ordeal wouldn’t end when he’d start brutally face fucking you straining your jaw and stretching your throat with his massive 13 x 7inch length!

Only when you’d swollowed at least a couple of loads would he release you from his iron grip!

He wasn’t finished today though! Now that you’ve drained his swollen nuts and thick length he needs you to service his massive hairy ass!

He’s visited your house after the gym and a football game, he’s not showered showered in 3 days and his ass is rank! His thick blonde hair and his thick cheeks enable the most musky stench to build up deep in his crack!

He’s not worried though! He’s got you to clean his ass! That’s your problem!

Your damned if you eat it well or not - if you don’t do a good job he’ll bury you under it till you do! If you do a good job he might make your face his seat cushion!

What you going to do? Push him off 😂