Floating around in a meaningless existence.

Normalize breakfast Dates.. Let’s go get pancakes and orange juice and talk..

Make it a brunch date and you got a deal

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

good music should beat the shit out of you

Alexa play Chris Brown 🤣🤣

the pot always boils when i watch it. theres something wrong with all of you i think.