stale peace of old bedtimes

Found myself wanting to say that "consuming text is easy and passive, unlike video which requires active effort to watch" and then realized this is the opposite of what basically every other human being would say.

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

not now kitten. the enormity of daddy's desire is disgusting him

*my eyes start glowing bright red* I need the PDF

*pointing to your political protégé* you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?