YOU ARE THE REASON
Claire Keane
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Cosmic Funnies
shark vs the universe
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RMH
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Cosimo Galluzzi
dirt enthusiast
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Jules of Nature
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
art blog(derogatory)
we're not kids anymore.
@theartofmadeline
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@murg-magic
daily shout out to the lady that said she âloved the lookâ on the same day my mum called me a âclownâ and told me not to go out dressed like that. it gave me such a big confidence boost when that random lady stopped to compliment my silly little outfit, thank you whoever you are ;w;
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i love ocs :)
the whale plushie in my pfp has a little story. the same day that picture was taken (i believe) i tried throwing it at someone and it landed on their pen so it got ink on it and i blamed it on the person even though it was clearly my fault.
i dont have anything to say so idk how well this will go
i remembered that i had an account so hi
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do it.
I JUST SAW A MASSIVE SHOOTING STAR LIKE A MINUTE AGO AND IM STILL FREAKING OUT
I THOUGHT IT WAS A PLANE CRASHING OR SOMETHING, IT WAS THAT BIG
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I just said âSherlock Gnomesâ instead of âSherlock Holmesâ.
End my suffering.
When you walk to the kitchen at 00:47am to get a glass of water because you want to cry but youâre too dehydrated to cry.
choose your goose buttons are now in my shop!
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itâs for you
ASMR: Youâre trying to listen to your Sonic playlist as your teacher asks where the rest of the class is and you know theyâve all gone to Tesco but you canât say that so you desperately text them asking what to say but Dreams of an Absolution is an absolute bop and only heightens the fear you feel as your teacher begins calling the students by their phone numbers one by one
Murgâs POV:
I walk downstairs to boil some water at 2:30am.
I havenât slept yet, I am too affected by my sickness to be comfortable enough to fall asleep.
I reach the kitchen. The kettle is empty. I was the last person to use the kettle, I shame my past self for not filling it up.
After filling up the kettle and turning it on, I quickly find myself bored and look around the kitchen. There. There I see it. Right in front of me. A packet of ground almonds. Several thoughts race through my mind.
I didnât know this existed.
Why is this in the kitchen?
Is mum going to bake something with it?
What does it taste like?
How do I eat it?
Iâm going to put this in a bowl and eat it with my Kelloggâs spoon.
Did they skin the almonds before grinding them?
Stricken with temptation, I leave the kitchen. I knew that running was futile, but what else could I do? I had a craving for ground almonds; dispite not knowing what it tasted like.
The water finished boiling. I poured some biscuits into a bowl and started chowing down, trying to erase the need for ground almonds.
I look at the packet once more, the pale powder looking back at me... it looks so soft and delicious, who knew I would be falling in love at first sight? I grab the packet out of instinct. But, itâs not open. The only reason it would be in this kitchen is if mum wanted to make something with it, right? Itâs 150g, that sounds like the right amount of ground almonds to use in a cake. I put it back and step away. I canât do it. I canât open the unopened bag.
Itâs only 150g...
Just take a teaspoon, no one will notice...
Just a bit...
This... this situation... doesnât it sound exactly like a test from God? A test of faith?!?!
I take a biscuit and I eat it. Iâm not so weak as to fall victim to some ground nuts! I wander around the kitchen, confident as I no longer want to eat ground almonds, and ground almonds only.
I open a cupboard to look around, thanking The Lord for the biscuits, and right in front of me... there I see it. There. A bag of flour.
I slam the cupboard door shut, take my bowl of biscuits and walk back upstairs.
I ran to the cinema, in the pouring rain, to buy tickets for the sonic movie. I was ten minutes late and watched it alone, on Valentineâs Day, still sweating from running.
It was aight
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NEW WALKERS MAX DOUBLE CRUNCH BOLD BBQ RIBS FLAVOUR POTATO CRISPS 2X CRUNCH 140g e Each 30g serving contains: 608kJ 145kcal 7%* Fat 7.4g 11%* Saturates 0.6g 3%* Sugars 1.1g 1%* Salt 0.36g 6%* Energy per 100g: 2027kJ 485kcal
