💭 🍀 — UU4POLY headcanons cause I'm bored and. Yeah!
Also this will get a little suggestive + cussing
The animatronics do get a little 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑟𝑘𝑦 at night..
𓂃𓂂𖡼.𖤣𖥧𓈒◌܀𖥧𖧧 ˒˒.·˚ ₊˚ˑ𓆸𓂃𓂂𖡼.𖤣𖥧𓈒◌܀𖥧𖧧 ˒˒.·˚ ₊˚ˑ𓆸
• He tops. Out of the four of them, he has alot of energy so I think he can handle it(?) Also short top is really funny to me
Spoke is the most overtly affectionate and clingy, also his love language would probably be physical touch. Like, he wants to shove it in everyone's face because they have no pull AND his boyfriends are beautiful and gorgeous, so like. Why not?? Also he'd probably get jealous easily hehe
I feel like he would complain to Mapicc or Jumper, literally anyone who would listen about missing his boyfriends in purgatory or during the NULL arc before purgatory and Jumper listening with intent because , well firstly she didn't even know until Spoke just began complaining extremely loudly,
And Mapicc is just grumbling because hes heard it a million times already HAHA
Maybe 𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚑 has heard some of his ramblings, or had to deal with them back in the mafia arc
𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚞𝚝𝚎 would probably be that supportive dad that doesn't really understand but wants to help anyway
• Also, he really likes teasing them. I can imagine hes either out with Wemmbu, Parrot or Flame and snuggling up to them, lacing their hands together or just whispering compliments in their ears until they get flustered and tell him to stop (HEAVY ON FLAME BRO!!)
• I hc him as a sort of cat hybrid or anything feline adjacent — so he just starts purring constantly when snuggling, it's a very subtle sound but it's easier to hear up close
I like to imagine that they, (Parrot especially) tend to sleep easier when hearing this. It actually makes me sleepier too lololl
• switch but prefers bottom, hes a bottom and hes accepted it 💔 tried topping once and that was so much work lolol (his ass does NOT have the energy)
Hes vey subtle with his acts of affection, mainly because hes scared that if hes too overt his enemies might try and use them against him, hes very open in private though!
• I imagine Theo teases him about them like, especially when they're on other sides of a war, he just goes to Parrot and is like “ Dude get your terroist you call boyfriends to stop blowing shit up! ” or maybe while they're running he says just loud enough for them to hear; “ dude your boyfriend is so shitty — you should break up with him bro. “ or “ Dude, this is NOT how you treat your boyfriend! ”
• Love language is words of affirmation, and quality time(?)Cause most of the time hes too busy to even go out or spend time with him — and since time is the most valuable thing he has he wants to give as much as he can to his boyfriends
I like to imagine the quartet (maybe even some of their friends) are in a meeting and he just turns to one of his boyfriends and says ;
And continues on with the meeting like nothing happened lol
• Parrot absolutely loves his wings, second thing he loves the most (besides his boyfriends of course!) And only allows Theo or UU3 to preen them, and his hair. He only allows Wemmbu to touch it (not after the incident..)
Flame likes it especially because it gets his hands working.
• Also! He'd probably have a hard time accepting gifts, I imagine it's because he travels a lot, or atleast moves around alot so getting more stuff he cannot / might not be able to carry is really annoying to him
And also he'd probably feel guilty about it since they might spent their diamonds on that.
• He's usually the mediator, or atleast the neutral ground in a conflict (about their relationship, mind you.)
• Switch, but prefers top. Hes pretty versatile in that part (?) Like he just improvises , they get on him on accident(like somehow get on top of them ?) And hes like, eh, ok. Hes like a service top.
•Love language is acts of service, probably because of the Princezam / Mafia arc hes extremely willing to do things for his boyfriends. He doesn't try to hide it as much as Parrot, but isn't as outgoing as Spoke is with his.
Help Parrot out if he needs brute force or just someone to carry his stuff, maybe brush Wemmbu's hair or help him out in a fight or help Spoke with his pranks he pulls on people (he finds joy in them too)
He'd probably be pretty protective of them, not as jealous as Spoke but still jealous.
• He actually gets flustered pretty easily, like I imagine him getting embarrassed when Parrot gives him a compliment, or Spoke gives him a smooth on the cheek
Like he genuinely cannot handle anything beyond hand holding, and it's so obvious too lololl such s fake idgafer!
Bro just falls apart after a kiss on the lips, like he just freezes up and zones out for a few minutes
•Also I feel like Lomedy would use this as blackmail sometimes, maybe threatening to tell the whole server or telling him hes gonna tell one of then, either that or just threaten to get them to break up with him
Then Flame just stands there, grumbles a bit about how this was some bullshit and helps begrudgingly
• Also, sometimes he just drops off Ashen at Parrot's castle, or any of his partners bases, he just pops in and is like “ Yo, can you take care of Ashen for me? ” And before they can even respond hes like “ Ok, bye. ”
• Switch, hes pretty versatile just not as much as Flame usually needs a moment or two before actually continuing if someone somehow gets on top of him haha
• Giving gifts, definitely! Since I like to think of him as a dragon hybrid, or atleast half. Hes also very nitpicky when it comes to gifts lol, like he won't buy a birthday card, no, he has to find a fully enchanted set for Flame that hes been needing or TNT and/or Exp bottles for Spoke because of his armor, or a book he's noticed Parrot has been eyeing,
Thats also why he gets really disappointed when people don't accept his gifts, he tries to hide it but its still pretty obvious.
He also isn't as obvious as Spoke but falls in the same boat as Flame, not as overt but still obvious.
• Okkk uhm also I feel like Eggchan would openly root for Wemmbu, I'll get to his reaction later but he probably flexes on people by saying “ Yo, my friend has more pull than you he has like, three boyfriends. ” as if that some how intimidates them haha
• Wemm really loves his hair, if it gets damaged some how he's blowing the place up lol the only people who he allows to touch it are Spoke, Flame Parrot and Egg, maybe... Jaden..? Maybe but it depends — hes like a last resort(?)
• Like mentioned before, he has a hard time expressing love, so most of the time (especially if its verbal) hes really awkward about it hehe
𓂃𓂂𖡼.𖤣𖥧𓈒◌܀𖥧𖧧 ˒˒.·˚ ₊˚ˑ𓆸𓂃𓂂𖡼.𖤣𖥧𓈒◌܀𖥧𖧧 ˒˒.·˚ ₊˚ˑ𓆸
Ok yeah I think thats it I'm making another one later because I am on an absolute HIGH right now fuckkk
