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i don't do bad sauce passes
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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DEAR READER
Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Kiana Khansmith
AnasAbdin
we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
d e v o n
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
@theartofmadeline
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@murderfly
IF YOURE NEW HERE. MY NAME IS THE MIGHTY MONARCH. BORN TO HATE VENTURE. 400000000 DEAD HENCHMEN. BROCK SAMSONS A FUCK. IM PRESIDENT OF THE GUILDS ABBA FAN CLUB. I HATE BIRTHDAY PARTIES I HATE FRIENDSHIP I HATE TARGET AUDIENCES AND I HATE VALID QUESTIONS. ALSO. I CAN BE BRIBED. DIRECT ANY AND ALL QUESTIONS OR COMPLAINTS ABOUT THIS ACCOUNT TO 1800-SUCKMYDICK.COM. NEXT.
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How have you been, Monarch, still hating on Dr. Venture as usual?
I FUCKING WISH. MY LIFE IS HARDER THAN ANYONE ELSES. HAVE I SAID THAT RECENTLY?
GETTING MAD AS HELL AND ACTING RASHLY IS A FAVORITE PASSTIME OF MINE
WHENEVER THERES AN ORGY IN TOWN THERES ALWAYS ONE DUDE WHO SHOWS UP, EATS ALL THE BISQUE AT THE BUFFET TABLE, DOESNT SUCK ANYONES DICK, THEN JUST GOES HOME
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THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY LADIES POSTING TITS ON HERE. YOU KNOW ITS NORMALLY MOSTLY CROTCHETY OLD DUDES POSTING NUTS ON MAIN RATHER THAN HOT LADIES SENDING SCANTILY CLAD TIT PHOTOS FOR ZERO DOLLARS AND ZERO CENTS ON THESE TYPES OF FORUMS. NO ONE HERE UNDERSTANDS HOW LUCKY THEY HAVE IT. BACK IN MY DAY YOU HAD TO WADE THROUGH FIFTY OF THE SAGGIEST COCKS YOU COULD IMAGINE TO EVEN CATCH A GLIMMER OF ONE (1) SINGLE BOOB.
IM TALKING LIKE NOT EVEN FULL MAST. LIKE FLACCID ZERO EFFORT DOWNSHOT DICK PICS.
1900 POSTS IS TOO MANY POSTS. WHO LET ME SPEND SO MUCH TIME ON HERE. WHO LET IT GET THIS BAD.
CONTINUING MY GENERAL SENSE OF NEEDLESS DISDAIN FOR EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING EXCEPT FOR THE THINGS I LIKE
I LOVE TO POST. THIS IS ON ACCOUNT OF THE FACT THAT IF IM NOT CONSTANTLY BEING DROWNED IN ATTENTION ID KILL MYSELF.
ME WAVING MY HAND GAYLY TO GESTURE THAT IM ALL SET AS SOME CIRCUMSTANCE ATTEMPTS TO HAND ME THE CONSEQUENCES TO MY ACTIONS: NONE FOR ME THANKS
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What would you get at a McDonalds drive thru? 🍔🍟🥤
YOU GUYS ARE ALL EXTREMELY FASCINATED BY MY FOOD ORDERS ARENT YOU. I ALWAYS GET A CHEESEBURGER.
LIFE IS ALWAYS TRYING TO MAKE ME DOWNLOAD 'IMAGES' AND 'LINKS' AND 'FILES'
AND EVERYTIME I SAY: I WILL NOT BE DOING THAT
LIFE IS ALWAYS TRYING TO MAKE ME DOWNLOAD 'IMAGES' AND 'LINKS' AND 'FILES'
GOING TO JUST START TACKING UP HUGE LISTS OF EVERY EMBARASSING THING VENTURE HAS EVER DONE OUTSIDE HIS DOOR LIKE WE LIVE IN THE FUCKING 16'TH CENTURY. MAYBE THAT WILL GET ME SOMEWHERE.
they invented girlfriends so you have someone who thinks. ur cool as hell when you do something mid as fuck
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⚠ dont listen to that other guy. you clearly wont eat sandwiches unless theyre cut diagonally
THIS ONE IS COMPLETELY ACCURATE, YES. THEY TASTE BETTER DIAGONAL.
⚠️has me drive to canada once every two months to get more eyebrow wax
OH SUCK IT UP ITS NOT THAT FAR.
