Planet Piss

"Don’ts bloods kinds of smells bads?" Toki mentions.

"Blood schmells like metal. And ischn't that what we're about? Metal?"

She blinked and smiled ” Hellos, i usts wanted to meet yous, i heards alot abouts yous” She tilted her head and looked at him with a kind cute smile and giggled.

"Ooh.. well.." He cleared his throat switch to his flirting voice. "You can do more than just meet me."

"Not a tooth that’s been knocked out of your face," she argued. "That would only damage it. I want that thing relatively clean before I try to reattach it to your gums." She held out a glass of milk. "Drop it in there."

He let his tooth drop into the grass and heard it make a delicate 'tink' sound as in hit the bottom. He ran his tongue through the gap where his tooth used to be. The gum was still tinder. "I won't have to schee a dentischt will I?" 

"Then don’t go around punchin people!  You had to know this was comin… it was a matter of time.  I didn’t even drink all tha liquor!  There was more in tha kitchen, ya know, tha underneath cabinet???"

"When I aschked if you drank all the liquor, you schaid yesch! What elsche wasch I schupposche to think?"

"No, itsch NOT cool. It fuck schucksch ballsch! Now you know how in feelsch to be me."

No, I don’t.

"You're ah fucking dick."