hello internet welcome to me theory

i have a really hard time with awkward silence so my therapist made my homework to sit in awkward silence and not panic and just like assume everything is fine and now it’s a running joke with my friends that any time a conversation dulls I’m “doing my homework” by just sitting there

Airplane! (1980) can be best described as “Jokes that make you exhale through your nose”

the number of friends that replied to a post I made telling me they’d let me ravage the earth if I was an invasive species instead of killing me

so for the time being it is imperative that the homies to never bring up anything unusual i’ve ever said or done

monty python and the holy grail was very fun!

finally recovering from the absolute nightmare that was prozac side effects

I enjoyed the singing and dancing in the blues brothers!

i saw these antique courting candles online that function as a timer and i can’t stop thinking i need one

i just remembered a gravity falls fanfiction i read that was like “dipper pulled out his glock” and it took me out of it so bad LMFAO

when you think all hope is lost open that ao3 tab babe

toothpaste BOOM orange juice