Sharp are the arrows of a broken heart

*doctor hands new parents a baby* congratulations!! it’s a bae ❤

lazy is such an ugly word I prefer the term selective participation

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress

therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you

*sees female character who could kick my ass* that’s my girlfriend

no one looks dumber than a guy who calls a girl ugly after he was just hitting on her

a guy who calls a girl a whore for not sleeping with him is a strong contender

someone: speaks louder than normal with a slightly aggressive tone me: here come the tears

Why every single emotion and outburst Harry James Potter had during Order Of The Phoenix was justified: A 400 page essay by me

i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that