Rewriting the narrative

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I know you have your ways of looking at “files” or something, so look there for more and-

GOT YOU! Haha, get prank called by THE ONE AND ONLY KRIS DREEMURR, AHAHA!!

Hang onto the phone ♥ Put down the phone

*(You put the phone down… then pick it back up. You close your eyes and quickly start thinking about Susie.)

That.. That was them! They didn’t know what I said but it’s clear they don’t wish us to speak. I swear, this is not a prank call, don’t hang up that’s what they want you to do! I prank call friends, businesses, and random people that leave their phone numbers exposed like Berdly, not hotlines. Anyway, luckily I was able to force them away by thinking about Susie, if only that worked EVERY time… Now we have a little more time to talk. I need a way of taking back control so IT can’t use the soul to control me anymore, and I’d also like you to help undo all the damage that IT has caused!

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(“You” in that parenthesis line refers to Kris, treat that as the Deltarune narrator speaking. Yes, this is the Weird Route.

* Oh, Kris- okay, take deep breaths. I’ll talk you through this.

* I apologize for being gone for so long, my Creator had unfortunately gotten busy with other situations but I believe we are back!

* Originally we were originally going to create our own plot that was, admittedly, half baked at best but any story planned has been retconned (if you’d like to know more about it feel free to ask!)

do i giv her cookies??? will dat work? or maybe a rubber chicken bruh?? TACOS?? i should give mah best bruh sum tacos now dat I think 'bout it

Epic

(🌻 🌌 It's not two persons, I just love these two emojis)

* Greetings, Epic! Sounds like you have quite the situation, let’s help you out!

* While I’m not very knowledgeable on romance I do think you should simply be your authentic self and be there for her whenever you can!

* Besides that certain things people do are pickup lines, gift giving, quality time like dates, etc. I’d personally suggest taking it slow but it really depends on the person.

* Cookies are a good gift, but also things like flowers and chocolates are stereotypically romantic as well. If you want to get your point across of how you feel then those could be good indicators.

* I’d also suggest getting information about what she likes too, maybe you could ask her? While all the things I listed is nice it’s better to know what she enjoys rather than assume, communication is the strongest tool you have- or so I heard…

* I hope everything goes well! If you need more advice we’ll always be here!

-🖌️

* Greetings, Sans! I’m glad you decided to contact us!

* To answer your question: Updog is a chemical residue typically left from common biochemical bases, due to the releases of dead cells reacting with the surrounding air. Known especially for its repugnant smell, often used as an exaggeration to describe a bad smell.

* Hope that was helpful, please contact us again if you have any questions

[Two babybones somehow dialed this number...]

"HELLO?"

"this thing 's weird"

* Wh- more children??

* Hey kids! Uh… it seems you stumbled across something preeeeetty important, you’re gonna return that to-

* Hm…

* Um- never mind what I was originally going to say, how were you able to contact me?

I would like to apologize for the creator that recently contacted you’s behavior.

In my opinion this business is perfectly fine. Considering all of the other anomalies that take place on a daily basis, I see no issue.

You may continue with your work as long as you see fit

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* oh god, they’ve actually taken interest in this, fucking hell-

* Hello Creator! I apologize but you must be confused. 🖌️ is most certainly not one of you (thank god…)

* They are… certainly doing their job! I don’t know who exactly they are but I have a sneaking suspicion as to what their role is…

* Anyway!! If you have any questions about The Multiverse Hotline or about myself, you are welcome to ask away!

H3ll0, i'm gu3551ng th15 15 th3 [MULTIVERSE HOTLINE].

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th15 15 [PROXY].

i ju5t w4nt3d t0 g1v3 50m3 n3w5 4nd 54y th4t [CRAYON] d1d n0t f0ll0w wh4t3v3r y0u guy5 t0ld h1m.

but why w0uld h3? h3 d035n't 3v3n l15t3n t0 m3.

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l3t'5 ju5t 54y w3 n0w h4v3 4 b1gg3r thr34t th4n 4 ['BROKEN TOY']…

and [THE JESTER] 15 n0wh3r3 t0 b3 533n. I'm 455um1ng h3'5 tugg1ng 0n th3 5tr1ng5 b3h1nd th3 5c3n3.

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i w0uldn't b3 5urpr153d 1f y0u r3c31v3 m0r3 c4ll5 fr0m th3 1d10t5 1nh4b1t1ng mY mult1v3r53.

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b3w4r3 0f [MORPHEUS].

[Translation because this man is horrendous to understand: Hello, I'm guessing this is the Multiverse Hotline. …. …. …. This is Proxy. I just wanted to give some news and say that Crayon did not follow whatever you guys told him. But why would he? He doesn't even listen to me. …. Let's just say we now have a bigger threat than a 'broken toy'… And the Jester is nowhere to be seen. I'm assuming he's tugging on the strings behind the scene. …. I wouldn't be surprised if you receive more calls from the idiots inhabiting my multiverse. Beware of Morpheus.] (A bit more context I suppose,,, Crayon tried to 'dispose' of the 'broken toy'. I'm letting you guess what that mean. However this created a chain reaction getting more AUs involved (and Morpheus, who's a Nightmare). Proxy tried to fix whatever Crayon did but nothing could be done so now everything they knew is in shambles...)

* oh... well uh- thanks for the heads up?

* If you need any assistance we're available 24/7

* I'll keep your advice in mind.

* Hello Mar! I’m very sorry our Hotline upset you! I would like to reiterate: we are NOT responsible for any actions our clients take, and we do not have any control over where they go!

* I understand that it’s hard to deal with The Creators, believe me I know, and I sympathize with you. But we are also not responsible for them whining about inconsequential problems, and if they want to send complaints then they can go stick their egos right up their-

*…Ahem-

* My apologies, that was unprofessional.

* If you have any problems and need assistance The Multiverse Hotline is here to help you. Thank you for your time.

oh! I know! do you know of a way to recreate an imploded multiverse? i assume not, but it's fun to ask! :3

* Hi Hue, this was a pretty hard puzzle to solve but I think I have a direction you could continue forward with.

* I don’t know much about Multiverse structure since I barely even dabble with Universes but if you have any remnants of the old Multiverse’s code you could probably use another Multiverses code as a base and insert the old code into it? I know it wouldn’t entirely be the same but it could be a start to recreating it.

* That’s the best solution I could come up with, I hope it helps atleast a bit

Okay so. Some strange Fresh calling himself Divine has come into my multiverse and claims you sent him? To get help from us? Or maybe more accurately from me... I mean don't get me wrong; I don't mind helping out a fellow Ink, we've got to stick together, but uh why us? It feels a little strange I can't entirely put my finger on why. Is it even right for me to use that phrase? I don't exactly have fingers. Just finger bones.... Uh, if you heard that just Ignore it.

Where was I... Oh right. It's weird. That he got sent here? I'm confused. I mean he's not bothering me- he's been fairly polite actually, all things considered- but he's not supposed to be here. His presence is also pissing off Mar, which isn't good for anyone and just gives me more work to do. Not to mention how upset the Creators have been about this, something about 'us not supposed to be meeting this way'? They're not being very clear on what that means but what else is new... Um that's about it I think. Please don't send anyone else out way, for everyones sake. Our multiverse isn't particularly open to offering help like this. Even if I do wish Divine & his Ink all the best...

(Coming from the distance) Actually, for the record helpline brahs, I didn' say that. Not cool puttin word all up in my mouth like that broseph.

[Deco is/was actually supposed to end up becoming friends with Creation. Which both what's got the Creators in a huff as well as giving him a strange feeling/sense when it comes to Divine. And also AV!Fresh picked to go by Divine while he's out in the wider MV, since he figures he aint the only Fresh out there & it would be less confusing. Mar is just this MV's Error, she's underdevloped / has little lore other than being a girl and soooooo sick of everyones BS. Including MVH's causing disruptions she now has to deal with...]

* Hello Deco! I’m sorry you feel this way. The Multiverse Hotline strives to help those in need and gives advice where we see fit.

* We gave general advice to our clients and we are not responsible for any actions they may have taken. We have no control over who our clients meet and what Multiverses they may run into, they have only met you by chance.

* Our main priority is to help those who are struggling or are in bad situations. The Creators input is not our primary focus at this juncture but if they ever lodge a complaint they will be noted and given the attention they deserve.

Our Kindest Regards,

is that a me thing or really just something going on..? help..????

* Hey, I’ve been trying to piece together how to answer this because??? What???

* If you have access to the Multiverse I’d suggest asking a code manipulator to check your code and try to see if there’s anything wrong with it. My best guess is that somehow something got messed up???

* It might also have something to do with the world code… I might actually have to ask Iris, damn I wish these calls weren’t untraceable in times like these.

* Uh- if your problem persists then please contact me again, along with your name and Universe

-🖌️

* That is none of your concern. I can’t believe you’re trying THIS hard to track me down when you can’t even stop Error from destroying an AU.

Me usually dont ask 4 help becus ME CAN take care of things jus fine!!

BUT

mi toys hav ben bad lately,

they stopped following da narrative and Proxy is not helping with it at al

2 make it worse there's dis very powerful toy dat escaped its void becus da Jester thout it wood b funny!! BUT IT NOT FUNNY!! and now me stuck with bad and useless toys!!!!!!!!!!

me'm SO angry!! dis is not fair!!

(Help demanded asked by Crayon, an Ink variant. He's an Ink with a soul and feels all emotions way too strongly as he is a child. He sees the other AUs as toys given by The Creator he has to watch over and make sure they follow the narrative of their AUs. But Recently, they all stopped following their narratives due to a certain "powerful toy" that escaped its void...

Proxy is an Error variant. A kind of glorified babysitter for Crayon as he is the one making sure to maintain a kind of balance between following the narrative and chaos. Does not like Crayon's way of dealing with 'defective toys'.

The Jester is a sort of Fresh variant (mostly just a parasite). It enjoy causing chaos and pissing off Crayon by destroying the narrative of each AUs in this Multiverse.)

* wh- is that a child??? How did a child get a phone- why is a child acting as a protector??

* Uh- heeeyyy there kiddo! I’m sure things look bad but uh… it’s alright!

* how does a child know what a narrative is- Y’know kid, it’d be very unfair if you were forced to do something you wouldn’t want to do- like uh- eating your vegetables???? Do skeletons need to eat????

* Not the point- your “toys” following the narrative is like being forced to do things you don’t wanna, and doing things you don’t wanna do sucks. So maybe letting them have their own lives is a good thing?

* Maybe you can find a way to talk it out with the uh… being that left the void, maybe ask Proxy his opinion or just have him contact us instead…

* I don’t exactly know how to help with the Jester situation, but not giving it a reaction would probably help? The less it looks like you care the more bored Jester would probably get.

* I hope this was helpful! Please uh… tell your guardians about this conversation. And how you contacted me.