Big Mood

the lobotomist after opening my head revealing my brain : this is beans inside

game of thrones has done irreversible damage to the fantasy genre

i hope all sex workers are safe & paid today ✨

*sitting alone on my bed* *thinks “hm. i can’t keep living like this.”* *keeps living like this*

locusts are SO fucked up. imagine if your apartment complex got too crowded during a drought so everyone in it started overproducing serotonin until they gained 100lb of pure muscle and then chewed through the drywall of every building in the neighborhood

they do this over in philly

how is this no posts-from-a-darker-timeline

Alexa just outed me to my family on Christmas

I used the amazon-suggested tutorial command “Alexa, play happy music” and she had the nerve to say “playing Gay Pride Party Playlist”

jeff bezos homophobic moments