trying on a metaphor
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Show & Tell
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@muke-cuddles
this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.
not risking it.
Not even scrolling past it
I deserve an apology smh
i was gonna scroll past once i saw 2016 but then i read it lol
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Remember that time Kendall Jenner introduced 5sos as ‘One Direction’ and then an interviewer asked them about it later and Luke said “That’s okay, sometimes I forget who she is too”
Need me a squad like this
Grey shirt had me feelin things
me (cleaning up): holds knife
intrusive thoughts: what if-
me: ok edgelord we get it what if i slit my wrists right now can we please just focus
Additionally; me: *waiting for the subway* intrusive thoughts: what if you jumped me: it would cause a four hour delay while they pick your body parts out of the rails you fucking prick, can we please for once get on public transit without going through this
Also; Me: *walking along a busy road* intrusive thoughts: What if you just fell over in front of this truck? Me: It would back up traffic all fucking night and probably hurt a lot of people you prick.
Gosh. I never have thoughts like this
didnt ask but that sounds nice
Me: *walking down the stairs* Intrusive Thought: I could throw myself down these flight of stairs and leave more time for everyone else! Me: Or you end up with a broken wrist and sprain ankle you dickhead keep walking
Me: *driving on a bridge* Intrusive thoughts: I could just drive straight into that lake and finish it right now. Me: You asshole, this is a new car. Just fucking keep going like everyone else you prick.
oh my god,^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I needed this
Me: *standing at a lookout* It’s so beautiful here…
Intrusive thoughts: yeah, look at that view, you could just step out into it and you’d probably never feel the impact when you hit the ground 20m below…
Me: Bitch, don’t ruin the view for everyone else. Fucksake.
Me: *doing literally nothing*
Intrusive thoughts: What if-
Me: Can’t you just shut the fuck up and chill for once? God damn
The Evolution of: Harry Styles
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appreciation post for michael because this dude has been serving nothing but looks in 2017
5sos + incorrect quotes
luke + petunia
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typical millennial budget
- uber fares - $9,000,000 a day - toothpaste - $75 - going out to a bar every other week - $45,000,000 - each shoe - $750,000 - breathing air in the club - $100 a breath for a total of $75,000,000,000 a week y’all spend maybe if y’all would save money you wouldn’t be complaining about money
where the avocado toast at?
avocado - $88,000 avocado toast - $89,000
when you realize you shouldn’t flash your titties on live television
i hate when people ask what i do in my free time because whatever i say will be disappointing. like what can i even tell you?? i lay in bed for days without talking??? i sob for hours at a time??? i stare at my tv mindlessly whilst screaming internally??? dunno
if 5sos had solo music careers
luke: pop/rock megastar; a mix of ed sheeran, ron pope, and gavin degraw; Petunia featured on all album covers
calum: r&b master; chart topping make-out songs and baby-making hits; basically sells sex in the form of music
ashton: the chameleon; can easily bounce between Whitney Houston ballads, Aussie rap, and even some country songs, all while still banging those drums
michael: debut album titled "Guitar Hero"; mindless guitar solos for 12 straight tracks; memes as album art
first evidence of the liam clone was when he went out with louis dressed as eleanor, the tech wasn't very good and the malfunction was kinda crazy, looks like they're getting better with time tho
other malfunctions:
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harry: *has over 30 millions fans all over the world*
also harry: lol yall wanna come to my garage and watch me play tonight
a mix of 70 songs that Luke has tweeted at some point.
1. living louder by the cab. 2. nothing by lewis watson. 3. ocean avenue by yellowcard. 4. can you feel my heart by bring me the horizon. 5. if you don’t know by 5 seconds of summer. 6. sex by the 1975. 7. please take me home by blink 182. 8. whatever by hot chelle rae. 9. everlong by foo fighters. 10. 3 am by matchbox 20. 11. stop this train by john mayer. 12. give me one good reason by blink 182. 13. waiting for the end by linkin park. 14. chocolate by the 1975. 15. stuck on you by new politics. 16. machines by biffy clyro. 17. i’m a mess by ed sheeran. 18. astronaut by simple plan. 19. the man by ed sheeran. 20. baby you don’t wanna know by sum41. 21. basket case by green day.22. superman by goldfinger. 23. black chandelier by biffy clyro. 24. social casualty by 5 seconds of summer. 25. young girls by bruno mars. 26. wayward son by kansas. 27. can’t stop by onerepublic 28. science & faith by the script. 29. emotionless by good charlotte. 30. shove by angels & airwaves. 31. vegas skies by the cab. 32. the end where i begin by the script. 33. terrible things by mayday parade. 34. all the same by sick puppies. 35. hold onto me by mayday parade. 36. walking disaster by sum41. 37. pursuit of happiness by kid cudi. 38. i’ll take you there by sleeping with sirens. 39. something i need by onerepublic. 40. all that i’ve got by the used. 41. what i like about you by the romantics. 42. awakening by yellowcard. 43. i must be dreaming by the maine. 44. nourthern downpour by panic! at the disco. 45. if only they knew by a rocket to the moon. 46. nine in the afternoon by panic! at the disco. 47. sad by maroon 5. 48. ever after by marianas trench. 49. hey there delilah by plain white t’s. 50. obviously by mcfly. 51. honestly by hot chelle rae. 52. UNI by ed sheeran. 53. king for a day by pierce the veil. 54. postcards and polaroids by sleeping with sirens. 55. girls and boys by good charlotte. 56. break your little heart by all time low. 57. fix you by coldplay. 58. can’t be saved by senses fail. 59. latch by disclosure. 60. champagne supernova by oasis. 61. canals by all time low. 62. st. patrick by pvris. 63. i still haven’t found what i’m looking for by u2. 64. escape (the piña colada song) by rupert holmes. 65. where did the party go by fall out boy. 66. shake tramps by marianas trench. 67. i can talk by two door cinema club. 68. hallucinations by angels & airwaves. 69. super rich kids by frank ocean. 70. amnesia by 5 seconds of summer.
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