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I’m dedicating this shitpost to @rhonas-indomitable

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You know I really couldn’t give two shits about Overwatch but they’ve got more gay characters in their main lineup than Magic so really who’s winning here

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TFW your rolemodel is now a statue

#isharton

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Here in Magic the Gathering, we have a variety of dragons that include but are not limited to:

Horrible Gremlin!

Actually a Cat!

OOOOooooooOOOOooooo

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And that’s not all! Here we have:

Vroom vroom!

A Ghosty Boi

Cat in Black

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Let’s also not forget:

Tsuchinoko Real!

Just a Really Pissed Off Moose!

Dedicated Scalie!

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Additionally:

Lotsa Spaghetti!

Jay Leno!

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So I don’t think anyone was satisfied by how the current Magic story treated Jace. I sure wasn’t, not after the end of RIX. It felt like the author completely disregarded everything that happened and I’m not about that.

I don’t normally ever post my writing on Tumblr, and I don’t usually ever write canon characters either. But I decided to take a crack at writing out how I would have handled the scene where Jace appears on the Weatherlight. I know fix-it fic isn’t really usually considered kosher, but I like how it came out so I decided to share it here anyway.

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I saw this meme and had to make a low quality Magic one.

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tfw your dad punches someone in the face so you can maul them with a sledgehammer. (Source)

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“I'N GOING TO DESTROY THEM WITH MY SLEDGEHAMMER!”

“Hello I’m-going-to-destroy-them-with-my-sledgehammer, I’m dad.”

*crowd boos*

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BOY!

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Liliana isn't a Sub, but is in fact a Switch. She dommes guys but subs for women.

**she tries to domme for guys but can’t actually and just winds up being an asshole instead.

Let’s be real, the only people Liliana 100% dominates are dead.

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Kinky

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Let it be known that new phyrexia would not exist if a robot would have washed his fucking hands right

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Magic: The Gathering Themed Planar Asks- Put a Word in my Ask Box

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Mirrodin: Your favorite win condition

Bant: Your favorite starting creature (1 mana cost or lower)

Esper: Your favorite artifact

Grixis: Your favorite sorcery or instant

Naya: Your favorite enchantment

Jund: Your favorite “big creature”

Alara: Your favorite set-specific mechanic

Dominaria: Your favorite evergreen mechanic

Kamigawa: Your favorite Legendary Creature/EDH general.

Innistrad: A deck you hate/are scared to play.

Theros: A plane you want to see next

Zendikar: A plane you want to see again

Lorwyn: Your favorite color of mana

Shadowmoor: Your least favorite color of mana

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It has started . . .

https://mtg-jp.com/

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Jhoira, h o n e y…

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I hope when she sees Jace she thinks it’s Venser who really changed over the years and everyone feels too bad telling her Venser’s dead so they just play along

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Jace: um, but i’m-

Gideon: *grasping Jace tightly by the shoulders, looking him dead in the eye unblinking* SO YOU’RE THIS VENSER GUY I’VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT!

Jace: wh-

Ajani: *standing threateningly behind Jace* JHOIRA HAS TOLD US SO MUCH ABOUT YOU

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You’ve heard of New Phyrexia, now get ready for

Nude Phyrexia

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One of my finer works from semi-recent history. This went over real well on /r/magictcg

Many thanks to my friend Jed who initially came up with the phrase.

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