shitty team

he likes to slap and to blow raspberries

send me a ship and i’ll tell u who

sings the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song until it gets stuck in the other’s head

rides the biggest, scariest roller coaster at the amusement park – twice

stays up until 3am hunting for shiny pokemon

trips on nothing

gives really nice massages

draws all over napkins

buys +$90 worth of lush products

has a mug reserved for alcohol

cooks enough pasta to feed the whole neighbourhood

falls asleep immediately after sex

only drinks soda

makes terrible puns at every given opportunity

jaywalks

regret.jpg and hollyshitifuckedup.jpg

“I’m so glad they didn’t see me.” ~Agent Lopez

“Well, I-I mean, how d’you know he is? Like, maybe he’s interested in someone else, i-it couldn’t be for me…” 

“Please tell me he’s joking…” -Agent Lopez

Based off of a conversation i had with my coworker i think she’s scared of me now

Took me forever buuut I finally finished making a ref sheet for my OCs

Ahh yes. One of the many exchanges between Agent Lopez and Agent Gizmo.

Based on a real conversation I had with my manager. She found one banana in the manager’s office, offered it to me, and since it was a very large banana I didn’t want it. Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, I said the first thing that came to mind.

i’m brilliant, aren’t I?

as you can see, I didn’t care much for anatomy or coloring in this

it’s only like 2 in the morning