The Captain’s Outpost

Warnings: Other than The Phantom Menace spoilers, none.

Disclaimer: I created some new lore for the Jedi.

Can be found on AO3

Summary:

Minda Blackthorn, a 19-year-old Jedi Knight trained by Master Mace Windu, is thrust into action at the onset of "The Phantom Menace." As the Trade Federation blockades Naboo, she joins her best friend, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and his master, Qui-Gon Jinn, on a mission to resolve the crisis and protect Queen Amidala.

On Naboo, Minda navigates diplomacy, combat, and the Force's mysteries. She bonds with Padmé Amidala, recognizing her strength and potential. Meanwhile, Minda's friendship with Obi-Wan deepens, evolving into a secret love, hidden due to the Jedi Order's strict code.

The Phantom Menace (Minda’s Version):

The Bad Batch as Chaotic Out-of-Context Quotes from My Family

Wrecker: “We need a shipload of duct tape.”

Hunter: “…a what?!”

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Echo: “Three horsepower garbage disposal with chrome accessories.”

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Omega: “I got it! I got it! *splash* I don’t got it.”

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Tech, about Crosshair: “Terminal velocity cat to the face.”

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Rex & Echo, S2E8, 13:50: “Everyone likes a good knee slide.”

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Wrecker: “Can I have my diet Coke and my lighter fluid please?”

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Crosshair: “I need a melon-baller; I tire of my vision.”

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Tech: “I have all social grace of an autistic bulldozer.”

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Wrecker: “Fishing. Omelets. Pancakes.”

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Hunter: “Frost in the field.”

Tech: “Frogs?”

Wrecker: “Bras on the field?”

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Echo: “The gears of capitalism are greased by the blood of the workers.”

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Tech: “Huh. This is decidedly not neat.”

Echo: “I rescind my ‘neat’.”

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Omega & Wrecker: “I don’t like chocolate chip cookies, like I don’t like breathing!”

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Omega: “I am as smart as a lobster. I am smarter than a frog.”

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Tech: “There are legitimate cheese caves.”

Echo: “Not illegitimate caves.”

Crosshair: “Bastard caves!”

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Let me know if you want more, we have b a c k l o g s 😂

Masterlist

“And I figured you for the smart one.”

Hunter, concerned: A what now?