oops! all feral

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

my career advice isn't "do what you love" it's "do what will give you the most money without making you want to kill yourself"

half paying attention and the 7-11 cashier was pronouncing 12 dollars as "two elf dollars" and I kept saying "what?"

6 us dollars = 1 elf dollar

I was curious if the exchange rate has gotten worse so I did a quick search for elf inflation and

Hoping to find special candy soon

I hope you find it and i hope it gives you cavities

All I see you do is hate on this poor creature.

yeah, leave him alone

Quiet, thing

Okay !

being friends with english majors is so fun you'll send a text like hey are you free for brunch and they'll respond with some shit like "haven't the faintest clue, my schedule is utterly fucked"

english majors so used to talking like 19th century british aristocracy they think this is a joke about busy schedules