make america gay again

bro stop chanting in dead languages you’re scaring the hoes

im summoning the hoes fool

I love that cakes have such cute and whimsical names like angel cake? oh yes, Chiffon cake? please, Red velvet cake? wonderful, Princess cake? cute as hell… Madeleines? Pavlovas? I’m in love…

how do I grow a set of antlers and become a deep forest mist deity within 5 years

Some positivity for your day

This is my proof that there are still good people in the world.

I had to stop, look up from my phone, and take a deep breath before reblogging.

i love parental figures who try especially straight cis men who like dont know shit but theyre like oh boy? i know boy things. heres a boy item for you, a freshly declared boy. welcome to the club :)

it can be tempting to live your life like a prequel. to live as if you’re setting up your own story.and once you lose the weight, once you have the money, once you graduate school, once you’re in a real relationship, once, once, once. then finally, you’ll begin to live, and everything you do up until that point is some kind of half-life, some unimportant foreword you can skip. don’t do this. inhabit your life completely. sink fully into the wealth of your existence. the power to manifest is in the fearless owning of who you are, so that you can shape where you’re going.

when this site dies let’s all just move to one big pneumatic tube system

flies r like sir may i please drown in your dr pepper

I may be an absolute disaster of an adult but when someone younger than me asks for advice I turn into a Wise Professor

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

yeah i agree

being a college student is so primal. Like a wolf roaming the tundra, my only thought is of my next meal. Unlike a wolf roaming the tundra, I have an analytical essay due next week