Oh No!

f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

2016 was so wack how did mystic messenger, voltron legendary defender, pokemon go, yuri on ice, zootopia, stranger things, and overwatch all come out in like a span of 6 months

some additions: haikyuu was going strong, homestuck ended, harambe, scary clowns, skam season 3, tt by twice, LEMONADE BY BEYONCÉ?????, here come dat boi, damn daniel, BNHA season 1 .... H*MILTON

HISTORY OF JAPAN CAME OUT????????

When will this bitch (my skin) realize that we’re both on the same team

but are YOU a reliable narrator?

there is a small ceramic frog where my brain should be

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

i love nyquil. its just lile. detroit become liquid. i dont use the measure cup i just chug what feels right . im moving backwards through a brick wall rn

you could fit anything in me rn im so relaxed

for sure gonna shit the bed tonight

You’ve summed up nyquil in a way that most could not

hello

I just imagine the stage people telling her they can’t have water effects for her; so she’s like, “fine, I’ll do it myself.”

I don’t go to therapy or take any pills I just rawdog life and let my brain turn into soup

Pressing down the power button until the computer shuts down feels like suffocating someone to death with a pillow and not wanting to let up in case there’s still life in them.

did u guys see the deer with the ribbon

did u see this

trickster gods having a dance-off

That’s alot of chaotic energy in one video

i looked up the song thats playing in the background only to discover that the guy in the smiley face hoody literally wrote and recorded it this is his song

Shit slaps tho like that’s impressive

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