(Gotham,Tumblr Edition)

Tim: So I've invented a new App.

Dick: oh? What is it?

Tim: So, you know the concept of Pokémon Go, right?

Dick: yeah, capture Pokémon. Get stronger.

Tim: It's called Batman go....

Alfred: Master Dick, Who do you suppose will win?

Dick: C'mon, It's Iron Mike. The man's practically a meta.

Alfred: I suppose that's true.

Damien: Statistically speaking, Tyson is at a disadvantage because of his advanced age.

Dick: Oh yeah? How many men has your grandfather beaten in HIS old age?

Damien: That's different. This is a contact sport where you get hit in the head, repeatedly.

*Jason walking down the hall, hands in his pocket, whistling.*

Damien: Grayson, Why is Tyson being escorted to the ring by Bane?

Dick: Huh...

Damien: Why is Tyson growing?

Dick: YOU LITTLE SHIT! TODD! YOU GAVE TYSON VENOM?!?

*Maniacle laughing.*

Cass: Actually, that was my idea. Jake is a Joker Stan. I stand on business.

Damien: Isn't snapping someone's spine in half illegal in boxing?

Jason: I regret nothing.

Batman - 5/5 Knows your gender before you.

Stabby Robin - 1/5 Will tell you gender is stupid and will try to spar with you.

Red Robin - 4/5 Discovered 73 new genders. Tumblr could only wish to be on his level.

Red Hood - 5/5 Probably Trans masc? Obvious top surgery scars.

Nightwing - 1/5 Unless gender is something in his utility belt, he doesn't care.

Duke - 5/5 Will correctly gender you whilst apprehending you.

The Joker - Fully Recognizes gender is a performance, but you'd better be entertaining with it.

Harley Quinn - Gets your pronouns right even if you haven't transitioned yet.

Penguin- Typical boomer, however, might attempt to get your name and pronouns right if you're a decent goon.

Condiment King - Will Rob a pharmacy to get you your hormones if you can't afford them.

Mr Freeze - Understands all the science behind transitioning, Not an outspoken ally but won't call you a slur.

Red Hood - Absolutely will 🔫 someone for calling you a slur. Hands out pronoun pins to all his goons.

TwoFace - 50/50 shot that he might either call you a slur or help you sue someone who did.

Ivy - Totally up to give you a makeover.

1 - Who is person 1?

2- Person 1 is then identified as "The Top".

3 - Who drove back from the courthouse?

4 - Driver is also "The Top".

5 - Who suggested Starbucks / Dunkin/ Tim Horton's on the way home?