"You're fired."

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doodled this up quickly for a friend while he was playing it for the first time

@madebynerdsfornerds Just like that.

“Ding ding ding.”

Tassiter; This just says “I can do what I want.”

it’s always time for the office spoofs especially when they’re basically canon

@madebynerdsfornerds Just like that.

John steals animals from the school science classes.  Tassiter unwillingly parenting this bandit kid he sponsored.

“JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHN!!!!!”

Quick doodle.

“That sentence had too many syllables. Apologise!” “see ya… bitch.” “i’m not going to say you owe me, but i’m implying it.” “Fear me, bitches!” “Burn all the babies!” “stronger, smarter, more sexually attractive.” “well played… bitch.” “Heyoo!” “Catch-a-ride~!” “Full disclosure: I will absolutely stab you in the back somewhere down the road.” “Nipple Salads!” “Better dead than a damsel.” “Shoot me in the face!” “Kill them! Politely, if possible.” “Tell my wife… she’s… a bitch.” “Don’t take my stuff.” “Good plan, Great Plan” “I PUNCH the initiative!” “Avoid the bullets! AVOID them!” “You get a bullet, and you get a bullet. Everybody gets a bullet!” “Did you see that?  Her head went Pbbbbt.” “If you could do me a favour and off yourself that would be great.” “These pretzels suck.” “You didn’t think you’re getting out of here ALIVE, did you?” “Did you know that 97% of pandoras citizens are not exploding right now?!” “I am gonna smack the bitch outta you!” “Shh. Don’t worry baby. I’ll take good care of you.” “Feeling overburdened by money?” “Wow. Bravo. Champagne. Cheers. High-five. Slow clap.” “This Eridium stuff is the tits!” “Time to compensate!” “Oh god, is he screaming again?” “I regret everything!” “That was too easy.”

“Fascinating statement but that’s certainly not anything special all things considered.”

“And what, pray tell, is wrong with him now? I can’t imagine anything he does and how he acts could get any worse. Actually, that’s a lie. I bet it could get worse but I’m curious as to what he could possibly be doing now.”