ARKANSAS DAUGHTER.

it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it

it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage

beyond being an irritating sign of how sex-negative society at large is, "ugh this writer has a fetish!" is very much just a specific form of the general observation that writers tend to have recurring fixations. those recurring fixations can be anything from an incredibly broad theme like grief to just some really random object like skeletons and yet the only one people ever get up in arms over is when the focus of that fixation is overtly (or even just implicitly) sexual. nobody ever says "ugh! terry pratchett explored a relevant political issue through fantasy tropes again! evil man!" because that would be laughable. but god forbid one guy be a little bit into feet.

@crumb

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

ive made this post before but again why do northern state trans people talk like the government is fully just rounding up and executing transgenders on sight in the south

like yeah it sucks balls and all to live here sometimes but its so funny when some new yawka or whatever is like “i want to travel to [thing] so bad but I can’t, because it’s in [southern state], where i could be arrested, or shot in the street, because it is illegal to be trans there. so i guess i’ll just never get to go to the thing :( ” buddy many of us live here every day and are transgender in public every day i wont pretend there’s 0 risk but many of you are starting to sound like those true crime podcast people who rearrange their lives around minimizing the chances of being kidnapped and sex trafficked from a midday target parking lot

if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally