Mrs. Unsightly's Den of Depravity

first of all I do not "goon" I am a LADY and I TOUCH MYSELF

i’ve said it before but i wish vaginas didn’t cost money

you literally can not have a vagina without paying for it. vaginoplasty for some, period products for others, if you want to stop buying period products that’s gonna be expensive medicine or an expensive procedure, recovery from surgery requires time off work and vaginoplasty specifically requires money spent on dilators. our bodies shouldnt cost us this much on baseline. having a vagina shouldnt have such a hefty tax on it. it makes me feel like i’m in a fictional dystopia written for middle school classrooms when i think about it.

It’s important to occasionally be a horny pervert on main so your mutuals know it’s okay to be a horny pervert with you

fat girls making out so i can watch their boobies and bellies rubbing together

Banger Charlotte Post™️

accidentally fucking your mom at a costume party and only realizing after hearing her voice cry in pleasure as you impregnate her

yknow in spite of the fact that the entire world is currently turning itself upside down to prevent me and my friends from having a good day, i really can't imagine being anything other than a trans woman. this shit kicks ass. we are so cool

Playfighting that turns into sex reblog if you agree

as a mom you should be giving your son head till he cries

shouldn't have to handle all these big dumb emotions should just have a mom pull me into her lap n shush me n touch me in ways that are a bit too intimate for a mom to touch her lil one but it just makes the big sad stormclouds clear up n my heart feel so warm I can't even realize anything's weird with where her hands linger bcus just feels so good to get Mom's love <3