*3 months later*😂😂 awww girl i am glad you liked it! And also i have to mention yours as well, it was the prettiest thing ever😻😻✨✨

Love how this website sees a feral, pathetic man who desperately needs sleep and a therapist and just goes "sexy man, little loser sexy man, little baby sexy loser man, love him"

this pandemic has been especially hard for us soft-spoken bitches 😔 no one can hear us through our mask

introducing someone to something you’ve always been passionate about is its own kind of love language

snape: and remember - if i get harsh with you, it's only because you're doing it all completely wrong.

Snape wears all that shit to hide the fact that he’s shredded

i overheard hedwig saying he has an 8-pack

hagrid saw him outrun a hippogriff

flitwick says he likes to wrestle with the giant squid

McGonnagall says she’s seen him doing parkour after curfew

hermione says he made a cirque du soleil troupe with the house elves

Harry saw in the pensieve that Snape gives private yoga lessons

neville saw snape glare at a boggart and it burst into flames

Sprout says Snape is immune to the mandrake’s cry

Lupin says Snape bit moony on the full moon and cured him

Lavender says Snape’s hair grease cures depression

dumbledore says that snape cried on his cursed hand when fawkes’ tears wouldn’t do

Snape’s voice is so soothing that he made Professor Binns fall asleep

his words are so venomous that they killed the horcrux inside nagini

snape has fucked up teeth because he’s the only one who eats hagrid’s rock cakes

the muscles in his forehead are the strongest because he’s forever raising his brow at people in disdain

he also wears tap-tap shoes for his meetings with Voldemort

he likes to show up late to the meetings and do an interpretive tap dance routine. voldemort and the deatheaters have to figure out what snape’s trying to tell them about dumbledore’s plans

sometimes, when welcoming first years to their potions class, he likes to hang from the ceiling like a bat and then swoop down and land in a superhero pose

he likes to crouch on the staff table to eat his dinner

he’s no longer afraid of werewolves because Lupin always gives him a piggyback ride during the full moon

snape beats the whomping willow into submission to get lupin to the shrieking shack

it is rumoured that snape once smacked harry and it got rid of the horcrux in him