Da Queen Is In

"Do you fuck many women?"

"Yes. I am available for women and couples but no male penetration. I don't do single men. The agency is busy."

"You enjoy it?"

"Of course. I would not do it otherwise."

"When you've fucked me I want you to tell me how I compare - how good I am at sex. Will you do it and tell me the truth?"

"Sure?"

"Do many women ask you for anal sex?"

"Increasingly. Especially couples - the men like to see it done to their women."

"You're nice and hard. If you do it so much do you have to take a pill?

Lillith, the lesser pewter ball python. My baby.

MBARI was right to deem this tricky little minx the deep sea escape artist. The silky jelly, sp. Colobonema sericeum, is one of the fastest swimming jellyfish species. It uses speed, jet propulsion, flashing lights, and other tricks as defense and to avoid being eaten. They will even detach and leave behind some stinging tentacles as diversion when swimming away from danger. Clever girl

Love to sea it

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[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled “immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

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Capybara

“This bear dug a sitting pit to watch her favorite duckies”