Your smut is so good T.T I just want more of A Kiss of a Different Kind. Can you do threesome headcanons for all the lords?
FIRST OF ALL thank you so much ;.; I live for feedback. ALSO, I have like three of these in my inbox! Iswear I write other things y'all XD But at the same time I seem to get a lot ofrequests for them, and I am a greedy, note-hungry writer so hey give the peoplewhat they want? I will give most anything a try.
NSFW. YOUâVE BEEN WARNED. Rough sex in somecases (Mitsu/Ieyasu if you want to skip). Headcanons and 30 second smut shotsof varying length (a few sentences to a paragraph or too) ahead.
ahahaha oh man this one is my favorite becauseit is SO EASY TO PICTURE.Â
Like it is straight up, actual canon that Shingenwould be more interested in having you for knowing (or believing) Kenshin hadyou.Â
You are basically along for the ride here, because while you may be aparticipating vessel the actual sexhas nothing to do with youâthis issomething purely, electrifyingly between the two them (as you literally are),and you are a means to that end.Â
Kind of like a very pampered sports trophy?Â
Important to note that despite this, they both are both fully invested in yourcomfort and enjoyment of it all, and were you ever to express unwillingness orfrustration with the situation it would end amicably enough, but you know theirquirks well enough to recognize the sweetness and sentiment under the passionand ferocity of their competition.Â
And god help you, you probably arenât goinganywhere for awhile (not the least because you wonât be able to walk the nextday).Â
Theyâre extreeeemely competitive, and whoever âwinsâ gets tocarry you off to their own bed, where you are pampered rotten.Â
This one isdefinitely upright, one one either side, talking over you like you arenât there(which, not like your brain is going to be up for intelligent conversationanyway so you roll with it).Â
Thereâs a lot going on.
 The rumble of warbefore you, the purring roar of a tiger about to pounce behind. You were surethat the sound and vibrations throbbing through the skin of your neck andlips  from theirs formed actual words,but their meaning was lost to you, only the sensation of their passing poundingin your heart, throat, skinâeverywhere they touched was heat and fire, theirfingertips scorching brands intent marking you for conquest. Your feet canâttouch the ground, locked as they around shoulders hard as steel, which isprobably for the best, because their strength is gone, and it takes all youhave to simply stay conscious. Your head falls backwards, gasp devoured as itcomes to rest on the other pair of shoulders, until thereâs no breath at all,not even for mewling whimpers as the wracking waves of pleasure shake them fromyour core. You are well past the point of needing, of giving, but they areintent to take, and the offering has been made. âAhââ One of themchuckles, â a golden mane or a red one? Your eyes can hardly stay open, to seeâ âBetter luck next time,â Every inch, every limb is slack with satedexhaustion, and you find yourself as gently supported as a favored doll, tuckedwarm and safe in the arms of the victor, while the other looks on with apressed smile. âUntil next time, then?â
Like puppy is going to share you *snrk*Â
Luckily, he doesnât really have to, because Hide, ever the observant, will takecare of himself just watching.Â
Basically voyeur kinks here
When Hideyoshi does have you, itâs stolen time instrange, exciting places.Â
And yes, he does arrange it so Inuchiyo will walk inat least once, and despite himself be transfixed.Â
There is a distinct andunspoken melancholy to this pairing, in no small part because they both knowitâs an uneasy waiting game. Sooner or later, battle will claim one of them,and the other will finally have you to themselves, and have to live with theguilt of their relief from there on out.
It was so strange.HowâŚpowerful you could feel, being taken. You could feel it, every second.Toshiie, your Inuchiyo, shreds of self-control worn to tatters by the slightestbreath you took, the trace of your fingers down his sweat-slick chest, thegroan that came from the muscles in his stomach as you flexed your fingers,dragging the nails across them. You could feel the fight in him, every aching,powerful pound of his body into yours, of being gentle, of loving you, caring,cherishing, waging with want you knew he wasafraid you couldnât take. And not only him, you let your shoulders relax, neckslack as your head lolled back, to find another pair of hungry eyes. Again,here, you had power, Hideyoshiâs perennial calm mask still in place, until yousighed, and moaned, with your eyes locked on the watcherâs, watching themdarken with each low, hoarse whisper, âHarderâŚInuchiyoâŚharder!â Andhe obliged with a growl, teeth scraping your neck as your hands rose to hishair to tangle, and pull, and Hideyoshiâs lips parted, expression twistingbriefly into something you recognized as he went limp against the wall, eyesclosing with a groan of his own before he went silent, lips twisted with theeffort of his quiet, hands tight and fast as he found his own satisfaction evenas Inuchiyo cried our your name and you, triumphantly, claimed both of theirsin your mind.
I HAVE ALREADY WRITTEN THIS SHIT, explicitly, but toexpandâthey have the most variety for two key reasons, one being that Yukimurais embarrassed by all forms of sex equally and his general ignorance means hehasnât got any preconceived notions and two, Saizo does whatever the hell hewants.Â
Which mean sometimes taking care of Yukimura when theyâre off to battle,or taking him while he takes you.Â
Probably at least once has provided runningcommentary while Yukimura has you and for once the both of you actually get thebest of him because you respond by both going after him.Â
Of all the pairings, Iam obviously biased, but this one falls most naturally into place. Itâscomfortable, and happy, and both of them are secure knowing that if one of themdies, their loved ones wonât be alone.Â
ALSO possibly worth noting on a morephysical note that it is also legit canon per one of Saizoâs event epilogues thatSaizo has shown Yukimura pics of âthe special game men and women play with ropeâ Soooo do with that whatyou will.
No snippet here Iâm sorry, I love them too much I canât do them justice after doing everyone else HAVE THIS as a consolation itâs the prequel to the threesome smut.Â
Ieyasu takes you,Mitsunari takes him, usually.
You are never totally sure if one of these days it isgoing to end in legitimate bloodshed.Â
Not a lot of gentleness or tenderness tobe had, this is rough and hard and almost violent.Â
This is not lovemakingâitis battle and feels like one. An outlet for proving worth and dominance and releasingaggression and frustration.
Cathartic but not necessarily helpful
This is no doubt frustrating in turn on some levelfor you, because the pair of them are so affection starved itâs practicallypainful so you usually end up in charge of aftercare, showering them both ingentleness as you deal with the various cuts and bruises (and bites, in somecases) theyâve inflicted on one another, while simultaneously runninginterference so they donât go at one another in an entirely different sense.Â
Not that you donât wonder sometimes if you shouldnât just let them to see whathappensâŚ
Do they use the hilts of practice swords for things the hilts ofpractice swords were not intended for yeah probably.
 Rough. Hard. Violent.Fast. It always was, is if it only happened because there was no other way,spontaneous every time, before any you could think it through. You were sure itwasnât, but it was important, you knew, for both of them to be able to claimso. Not that it was ever discussed. What was there to say? Ieyasuâs teethscraped your lips, hard, and you tasted the copper, licking it free as he leftto imitate the motion once more on your collarbone. Lifting your head from hisyou could see Mitsunari, face set in a scowl, though his lips parted to pant inrhythm with both of you, fists tight enough on the armor about Ieyasuâs hipsthat you thought it might buckle with the force. You stretched one of yours,best you could, to lay atop one of his, gentle against his feverish heat,  but Ieyasu bit down harder, and his own reachback to snatch yours free, pinning it over your head with a raw growl ofâNo.â You watched Mitsunari sneer, lips curling back for a retort,and closed your eyes. Oh dear, you whimpered, distracted by the growing heatfrom Ieyasuâs movements, but not enough to lose the end of the thought, theywere going to fight again. And you, unlike them, were not wearing armor.
Nobu takes you from behind, Mitsu gets a BJ.
Nobu has literally zero problem with any of this, Mitsuhide probably feelsguilty and uncomfortable for awhile and does his think-on-it-forever thinguntil one day heâs finally worked himself into one of his righteousanxiety-driven-anger fits and goes to confront Nobu and of course thatescalates (devolves?) straight into fight-sex that is as much best friendswrestling as it is intercourse
And of course you walk in and, beingstrategy-minded as they are, there are benefits they could both enjoy to a softer body being involved as well and you are suddenly right back to what started the whole thing.Â
Mitsueventually stops being flustered about it to the point where he can and willreciprocate on both
Nobu, to the shock of no one, does exactly what hewants when he wants with whichever or both of you that he wants.Â
Heaven helpyou if the European traders introduce him to whip cream.
The same act, you hadcome to realize, meant for very different things to both of them. For Nobunaga,his lips pressed to your back, eyes open and amused as his hands traveled toyour breasts, it was comfort. He sought you as a man exhausted sought sleep,starved sought food and sweetness. The act, the press and push of him into youto excruciating fullness, was secondary to the simplicity of touch, of having you, trusting you both and beingtrusted in turn. You couldnât undo Nobunaga Oda, not that you hadnât putforth  considerably focused effortattempting to do so. He would only smile you, and have you as he intended todespite your strategies.
But AkechiMitsuhideâŚYou watched his face as your lips closed tight around him, Nobuâsfingers pulling gracefully from your breasts to the curve of your throat, as itclosed around his most trusted retainer, tongue lapping gentle and slow. Hiseyes wavered, almost forlorn, before closing, skin shuddering and trembling asyou moved your head, up and down to match the pace of the man behind you, theman intent to unite the lands as surely as your bodies came together. Nobunagawas boneless confidence, easy, sure. Mitsuhide was tension, precision, doubt.
You pressed your tongueto the base of him eyes still locked on his so when the fluttered open theirdesire was met with yours in turn. Nobunaga laughed.
Akechi Mitsuhide, hecould be undone.
THIS. FUCKING. PAIR. Literally of all of themI have the hardest time here which is a damn problem because I owe a fic.Â
Theyare definitely, definitely the most loving of all of these, but they donâtnecessarily need the physical aspect.Â
If it happens, it is probably thecalmest, most nonchalantly relaxed threesome everÂ
(assuming theyâMasamune inparticularâget comfortable with sex, and wanting it, period, getting him thereis the hurdle more than the number of partners, he isnât overly worried orpreoccupied about/with having sex and that is one of the many reasons I lovehim BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THIS PROMPT).Â
These guys are not wild, inhibitionlesslovers, itâs more that they each have people very precious and important tothem, and they want to share what makes them happy, and make the others happyas well.
Itâs a No Big Deal thing with them.Â
Slow, gentle lovemaking, withseveral shifts in position.Â
Much more time spent cuddling and in the foreplaythan the actual act.
 If there was anythingKatakura Kojuro was good at, you swallowed, straining to hold your limbs wherethey had been directed, it was helping you achieve expectations you were surewere far too lofty. Well, that and (your gaze dropped downwards before flyingback up, but you could tell from the small smile on his face, and the glint ofmischief in his gaze, that you had been caught doing so)âŚother things, but atthe momentâŚyou wriggled, to ease the ache in muscles pushed to unfamiliarity.âDoes it hurt? Bending like that?â The was Masamune, concern quiet and gentle. Yousmile, shy despite it all, and shook your head â it was just a matter offlexibility, reallyâ and were rewarded by his small, soft smile in return asyou returned to a moreâŚcomfortable position, having shown them what you hadmanaged.  Kojuro watched you both, beforepatting your cheek in congratulations before stepping back.
âMilord?â Heoffered, and after a silent moment, Masamune nodded briefly, and steppedforward, hands coming to rest on the collar, brilliant green eye and blue alikestill seeking your permission, which you offered with a quick nod. Kojurosmiled, inscrutable only to those who did not know him as well as you did,âShall we try out your new trick, precious girl?â
BONUSÂ NOBOYUKI X SHIGEZANE
Random as hell and so very cheerful, this isone of those cases where they breeze into your life one night, charming andsweet as you could please, make a proposition and goodness they are just sohandsome and they make you smile and are SMOOTH AS GODDAMN HELL so why not?Â
One very fun and laughter-filled night later, they breeze out of your life andpart ways with one another too, but hey, if their paths ever cross againâŚ
 "Look at this one!â Shigezane rolledover, throwing his arm around your shoulder and Noboyuki peered over the otherwith curious interest. You glanced at the page in the Loverâs Guide he haddisplayed, blushing when you saw what was depicted. Goodness! It was hard notto be a bit admiring, even as you confessed.
 âOh, IâŚIâm not sure Iâm quite flexibleenough to that.â
 The pair of them shifted in sync, Shigezanesliding the book to his other hand as the arm around your shoulders made itsway down to your waist, tugging your back flush against his chest, slick withsweat and breathing frustratingly calm even as yours still pounded from thelastâŚillustration you had followed. You could feel the smile on hismischievous tone, âBet I am.â His eyebrows wiggled over a suggestivewink as you turned to look at him, body almost too tired to notice asNoboyukiâs hands slid from your hips to your legs, adjusting with a smile ashis partner leaned in, âWant me to try?â
 âEntertaining as that may be,â thesmooth amusement of Noboyukiâs calm was in perfect counterpoint to the boyishenergy of the man behind you, even if you suspected there was a bent ofmanipulation to his kindness, âIt would appear the lovely lady is morethan flexible enough.â To your startled surprise, you realized he hadarranged you nearly perfectly, following his gaze to the illustration andflushing as he made slight adjustments. Shigezane whistled his approval, andNoboyuki smiled, hands warm but firm on your thighs, âWhat do yousay?â
Theyâd be gone in the morning, separate ways.Youâd have the rest of your life to rest and recover, you figured. So what wasthere to say? âOh, oh yes.â
 Shigezaneâs fingers drummed your waist,âThat, doll, is an answer I am very glad to hear.â
Noboyuki beamed. âCanât say Iâm displeased either.â
If the conversation was about pleasing, you had to admitâthey both earned full marks.Â
