Mrs. Kevorkian

I laughed suddenly and loudly in my cubicle at work. 

mm yes muvva *tongue pop* give us that hyper death drop!!

Oh dude, I totally forgot you guys don’t have these ads

Me - trying to take a fashion risk.

I love this game so much

[rain pouring] [thunder rumbling] [car horn blaring] “go on. wheyyyyyyy!! Oh no.” [in distance: “YOU IDIOT”, uproarious laughter] “why would you go through that. what are you doing. ahhh no, he’s actually floating!” “well of course he is. what a fucking bellend!” “what a knobhead!” “fucking hell.”

This should be shown whenever people say stuff like “British people are so polite,” “I love their accents,” or “surely the miserable summer weather is just exaggerated to give people things to talk about”.

I want her self confidence