Sketsi

Water is a crazy motherfucker. It can burn you to death, freeze you to death, drown your ass, but you need it to live.

“Firefly” is the opposite of “Waterfall”

Falling asleep is 10x easier to do unintentionally then if you actually try

At one point, your mother put you down and would never pick you up again

Maybe parents / grandparents only pretend to need computer help so you’ll spend time with them.

If a blind person develops the “sixth sense” they still only have 5 senses.

If cars went back to manual transmission there would probably be a lot less texting and driving.

Its midly infuriating that SEPTember, OCTOber, NOVember and DECember are not the 7th,8th,9th and 10th months.

It is crazy that a you can remember the facial feature of a person you saw 9 years ago on subway to appear in your dream but can’t remember an answer to the question you studied last night

There is someone on Earth who you would have a fucking unbelievable time with, but you will never meet.

7 billion people will die in the next 100 years

Their is no reason for the alphabet to be in the order it is.

Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result is the definition of insanity…but it’s also the definition of practice.

If time is money, hours, minutes and seconds would be its currency.

We send miners to dig big holes deep underground, extract gold ore, then we burn it, refine it and mold it into gold bars. Then for security, we bury it in another hole in the ground.