Karinna

twin!!

Twin everyday!

HAHAHAH I LOVE jokes like these 

fun prank idea: replace all songs on someones ipod with the kidz bop version

alright calm down satan

having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world

have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on?

Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby

Have you ever had crumbs in your bra

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

In French you don’t say “Stop making these posts before I kill myself” you say “Encore une putain de message et je vais vous noyer dans un océan de sperme” which translates into, “One more fucking post and I’ll drown you in a sea of cum.” I find that beautiful. A sea of cum. Drowning in gallons and gallons of cum. Inspiring. 

Fun fact! ^This line in Aladdin was a reference to Les Miserables. They had it because the girl who did the voice for Jasmine’s singing, Lea Salonga, played Eponine on broadway and is one of the most famous Eponines ever. She also went on to play Fantine and was the singing voice of Mulan

Story of my life!