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Apply to a  job, wait (1) day, then call.  Give them your first and last name. Tell them you submitted an application and that you’re very motivated to find [Enter field name] work. Let the conversation lead you wherever it takes. Be very polite. Say” thank you for your time, I’ll be looking forward to hearing back from you.” Rinse, repeat. This is to force them to be looking out for your application. 

 When you get to the interview, shake their hand firmly,  tell them your first and last name.  

Describe your experiences  as “ two years transcription and data entry” if you have a desk job interview and “ [however many years]  costumer service, retail and stock” for your retail jobs.  

Don’t use job “ buzz words” I stg they hear them all day. Say  things like, “ I’m detail oriented and am very good at taking instruction.”  “ I would like to work for a company with integrity and I feel that [ company name] would be a good fit”

When they ask you if you have “reliable transportation” say  YES. don’t tell them what kind of transportation, just say yes. (if you don’t do this, you wont get the job , I’m telling you right now). 

Research the company. Know what they do, why they do it, how OLD the company is. WHERE it was founded, and what kind of position you’re intending to apply for.

When they ask you “ give us a situation where you had to blah blah blah” Make one the fuck up. Make yourself sound good as hell, and like you put your company’s needs slightly above the customer’s needs, but make the customer happy. 

If they ask you about being outgoing, Say you “like to focus on your work so you can concentrate on doing things right” (which buys you out of having to act friendly all the time)

Questions for after the interview:

1.  Does this position offer upward mobility?

2. Do you enjoy working for the company? (if you’re not interviewing for a temp agency who will send you anywhere)

 Then, shake their hand,  Ask them to repeat their name (REMEMBER THIS) say thank you for your time, wish them a nice day and leave. write their name down outside if you have to, just remember the fuck out of it. 

AFTER your interview, send a card directed to the name of the person who interviewed you (I’ll give you them) that says “Thank you for the interview, I appreciate the opportunity. have a great day” This shows  that you have an understanding of professionalism, and will have them thinking of you kindly (or at least remembering you) when they’re shuffling through the choices. 

DO NOT tell them you just moved to the city over the phone.  In person, tell them you just moved to the city. Make it sound like the only reason you need a job is because you moved. Not because you’re desperate. 

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 The titles of each section are key words you can use to search for jobs on Snagajob.com  and Simplyhired.

Data Entry:

http://citystaffing.com/job/data-entry-specialistsmailroom-clerk/?utm_source=Indeed&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Indeed

https://www.roberthalf.com/officeteam/job-search/chicago-il/data-entry-clerks-needed/43517752?codes=IND

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/data-entry-specialists-job/chicago-transit-authority/jepfivkhjk?cid=udsowkxtausyzitcfeecaeuzoxkltmbl

https://jobs-theprivatebank.icims.com/jobs/3435/temporary—data-entry/job?mode=job&iis=SimplyHired&iisn=SimplyHired&utm_source=simplyhired&utm_medium=jobclick&mobile=false&width=792&height=500&bga=true&needsRedirect=false&jan1offset=-360&jun1offset=-300

 Front Desk:

http://localjobs.joblur.com/jobapplication2/?jobid=99957&subaffid=300006&JobType=Food%20/%20Bev%20/%20Hosp&ix=1&c1=99957

https://jobs.ajg.com/job/-/-/109/1256110?apstr=%26src%3DJB-10280

https://pepper.hiretouch.com/job-search/job-details?jobID=32066&job=receptionist

http://accesscommunityhealth.hodesiq.com/jobs/default.aspx?JobID=5203566 (this one is close to the place you rented.)

http://ihg.taleo.net/careersection/all/jobdetail.ftl?job=R113601&lang=en&media_id=24863&src=Indeed&src=JB-10920

https://covalentcareers.com/employer/listing/86450f8517588197c9b04f5068ed4300/detail/?apply=1&ref=indeed&v=30&utm_source=indeed&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=indeed_optical

http://www.careerbuilder.com/jobseeker/jobs/jobdetails.aspx?APath=2.21.0.0.0&job_did=JHN0KY6823WBWZX21VM&showNewJDP=yes&IPath=JRKV0F

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/front-desk-receptionist-customer-service-sales-job/rosin-optical-co-inc/qaeoquzgdi?cid=ivdnhijkmxchdanahwfoupazcwisfnxt

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/receptionist-front-desk-job/all-us-jobs/fonj7wmldf?cid=trhyvmfcsgjltxkjxkemyinsjveewfjp

Other jobs you don’t need a degree for that aren’t retail:

Dental hygenist ( yeah, seriously, who knew!) They also make about 40,000 a year)

Stenographer-Court Reporter

Surveyer ( you need a certificate for this, but its something you can get while working a temporary job and doing this on the side. Also, they make like $55,000 a year sooooooo) https://sjobs.brassring.com/TGWEbHost/jobdetails.aspx?jobId=1406428&PartnerId=16023&SiteId=5118&codes=IND

Real Estate Broker

Purchasing agents, except wholesale, retail, and farm products ( basically you arrange to buy large things) they make like 60K

Claims adjuster 

Loan Officer

Subway driver (trains) they make like 60K,

I know love, drown.

I Am a Man, I Am a Dog, A pussy hound, a freaky ass nigga! I say this with pride; I love pussy. All types of pussy, especially black pussy. I love the way it looks, the way it smells before and after a good fucking, the way it taste, and how it talks while it’s being fucked. I love pussy! One thing I loved lil more than pussy, was having a bitches titties pressed against my back as she fucked me with a strap-on. Yeah you read that right, I loved having my asshole played with. Wheatear it was being fingered, fucked or being licked, I love all that shit.

That was definitely one part I kept to myself though. Not too many women were opened-minded about playing with a nigga’s asshole. They automatically would assume that I was gay or some shit. I’ll admit telling most women I like anal play is a shock. I’m 6'6", bald head, wrapped in nothing but muscle. It’s a mind game to know that a big nigga like myself loves my booty played with. I was 20 years old and I was messing with this older chick. She was freaky on another level, always willing to try some new freak shit.

One night she was giving me some slow sloppy head. She was massaging my balls, then she had started licking on my gooch. At that point my eyes were crossed, because the shit was feeling too good. I didn’t even realize she had started licking on my asshole. “Can I slide a finger in you?” She asked putting my dick back in her mouth. I so caught up in the moment, that I didn’t want this feeling to stop. “Yeah,” I quivered. She slide her finger in my ass and jacked my dick off at the same time. Two minutes later I was busting a huge nut all over her face and sheets.

****

Pre-cum oozed from my tip as I thought back to that moment. My dick was harder than 10 bricks. “Aye, suck this dick,” I said to my lil’ freak Karmen. I fucked with her heavy because she was down to try anything, and was very open-minded. I watched as she stroked the long plastic dick that wrapped around her thick hips and pelvis. “After I fuck that chocolate ass real good. I want you to bust your nut deep in my pussy,” she said. I smiled and told her, “I got you.” I laid flat on my back so she could straddle my face and my dick was lined perfectly with her mouth. I felt her spit slide down the sides of my shaft. I lifted my head up a lil higher and took a deep inhale of her scent.

Her smell drove me crazy, I stuck my tongue out and flicked it across her engorged clit; before dipping it in her sweet pussy. My toes curled when she licked the dip of my dick and started sucking on it. “Yeah baby suck on that dick,” I mumbled. I palmed both her ass cheeks like they were basketballs, so I could tongue fuck her pussy deeper. “Ooohh shit nigga,” she moaned. My long tongue made its way to her pretty asshole. I circled it with my tongue, then snaked its way up and down her crack. I kissed and sucked on her cheeks and smacked'em. I stuck my tongue in her hole. “Fuck Twon, that feels so good!” She yelled craddling my head.

I was eating that pussy and ass so good, she had to stop sucking my dick. I lifted her out the 69 position and had her chest laying flat on the bed. Now I could alternate between eating and licking both holes. I was going crazy feasting on this good shit. Spit was sliding between her ass and pussy. My tongue traded places with my index and middle fingers. “You like when daddy eat that pussy and ass baby?” I asked making my fingers go deeper. “Yes daddy, yes nigga! I love when you finger fuck me,” she yelled. I continued to work my fingers in her and kiss all over her thighs and cheeks. “Oh my gawd! Twon I’m about to cum, yes make me cum all over your fingers,” she monaed.

I slowly pulled my fingers out of her and sucked off her sweet cream. “Whew, nigga you are about to get it. Lay on your back and hold your legs up,” she demanded. I happily obliged and held my legs up in the crook of my arm. She smacked my ass and used her free hand to jack off her strap-on. I could feel my dick getting harder. Karmen stuck her tongue out and let a thick stream of spit, slide down the crack of my ass. She bent down, pushed my legs back a lil’ further. I felt her warm tongue lick around my hole. “Yeah baby eat this chocolate ass,” I moaned. Man, this girl knew how to drive a nigga crazy.

She popped my balls in her mouth and jacked my dick off at the same time. Then went to eating my ass. “This ass taste so good, daddy,” she said. She slid her middle finger into my puckering hole. “You ready for mami to give you this dick? You want me to fuck this tight hole nigga?” she asked talking shit. I smiled and said, “Yeah c'mon and fuck this booty girl,” I moaned. I handed her the lube off the night stand, excitedly watched as she put a generous amount on the strap-on. Then squirted a glob in between my cheeks. She started to guide the strap-on inside. First she worked it in nice and slow, until all of it was in me. “Fuck Karmen!” I yelled. This shit was unexplainably good. She smiled as she slow stroked me. My ass started pulsating around that plastic dick. “You got some good ass daddy,” Karmen said. She leaned down to kiss me. I grabbed onto her waist to help guide her movements.

She leaned up, pushed my hands away and said, “I got this nigga, this ain’t my first time fucking you.” “Quit playing and fuck me then,” I groaned. She slowly started to speed up, I could feel her sweet juices slid down my crack. That shit made pre-cum leak from my dickhead. She started to drill into my ass. “I love fucking this chocolate ass nigga. Its so wet and tight,” she moaned. “Yeah this booty all yours Karmen.” “That’s what I like to hear daddy.” She continued to fuck me good, hard and fast. I jacked my dick off to the rhythm of her fucking. I bit down on my bottom lip. She spit on my dick and took my place jacking off, doing this lil’ twist and up&down trick. “C'mon Karmen fuck this ass boo. I ain’t no bitch,” I said. That’s when she started giving daddy what he wanted. She was pumping my ass hard and fast. “That’s how you like it Twon. You like bitches fucking this pretty hole? Tell me you like being bitched out?” She asked. “I love being bitched out!” I yelled as she started hitting against my prostate.

The harder she fuck me, the more her pussy juice leaked on my ass. I reached underneath me and started playing with her pussy. “Ooohh you know I love when you do that Twon,” she moaned. I smiled, I could feel my balls tighten and a tingle in the tip of my dick. “Fuck girl you about make me nut!” I yelled. “Unt unh, save that gooey nut for my pussy. You got me so wet right now.” She fucked harder and my asshole started to tighten around the strap-on. “Twon finger me hard daddy!” She yelled. I worked my fingers harder, right when I felt my nut about to spill outta me, she pulled out and smacked my hole. Then she leaned down and started eating me out.

That shit felt so good, my hole kept opening and closing. Once I had enough, I stood up on my feet, picked her up and threw her on the bed. “You about to get this dick Karm,” I said stroking my shit. She took the strap off and threw it across the room. Opened her legs wide and started playing with her pussy. My pipe was so hard, it bounced up and down by itself. “Come fuck this pussy Twon,” she said. I finally climbed on the bed, pushed her legs back, and spit on that twat before sliding in. Once I was in that thang started talking right away. Her juices soaked my balls.

Her moaning and groaning made me pump faster and harder. “This pussy so good and wet. I can’t wait nut in this shit,” I moaned. “Yeah I want you to nut so deep in me,” she moaned back. I leaned down to suck on her nipples and kiss on her. She held me tight as I glided in and out. “Fuck! Shit! I’m right there boo, I feel it imma about bust!” I yelled. Karmen had already came about three or four times her cream had my dick covered. When she started playing with my nipples, I knew it wasn’t long before I was having my own orgasm.

I quit long stroking and started short pumping. “Fuck yeah baby! I feel it, I’m about bust all up in yo’ shit!” I yelled. It felt like I releasing buckets of cum. I quickly pulled out her pussy and nutted in her ass. “Oh my gawd! Nigga your nut feel so good,” she moaned. I held her legs open and said, “Push that nut out.” I watched as she pushed out my nut from both her ass and pussy. I loved when our juices mingled together. I leaned down, because I couldn’t help but taste the fruits our labor. My tongue snaked betweem her ass and pussy. I was trying to lick up as much as our nut as possible. Her nails grazed my bald head. “I wanna taste daddy.” I leaned up, with our nut in my beard and smothered all around my face. She sucked my tongue greedily sucking off our nut. “Twon that was so good, but next time I wanna invite a friend,” she said. I laid on my back, trying to catch my breath and said, “Whatever you want baby.”

Tammi Terrell (1966)

Known for her duets with Marvin Gaye, Tammi Terrell was born Thomasina Montgomery on April 29, 1945 in Philadelphia. Her younger sister says Tammi was raped by three boys when she only 11 years old. In 1960, she signed to a record label where she recorded a couple of singles. She left that label to sign on with James Brown where she began singing back up in his revue. Even though she was only 17, Tammi became sexually involved in a abusive relationship with James who was almost 30. One night on the road Tammi left him after getting mercilessly beaten. In 1963, her first charting single “I Cried” reached #99 on Billboard’s Hot 100. Frustrated with her failure, she decided to quit the music business and enrolled at the University of Pennsylvania where she spent the next two years as a pre-med major. 

In 1965, on her 20th birthday, she signed on with Berry Gordy who changed her professional name to Tammi Terrell. During the Motown Revue tour which she opened for The Temptations, Tammi began a volatile relationship with the lead singer David Ruffin. In 1966, David surprised her with a marriage proposal. However, Tammi was devastated once she discovered that he had a wife, three children and another girlfriend in Detroit. This led to them having public fights. It is claimed that Ruffin hit Tammi with a hammer and a machete, though these claims were denied by Tammi’s family. Earl Van Dyke, leader of Motown’s Funk Brothers band, recalled David beating up Tammi in the Hitsville building. Her sister Ludie Montgomery also confirmed a story that Tammi was hit in the face by Ruffin’s motorcycle helmet, leading to the end of their relationship in 1967.

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