V Bakker

*Judy seeing V stapling the paw of her hand*

Judy: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!??????

V: oh, Heyyyyyy how was your Day??

Judy: DON'T FUCKING CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!!!

V: oh, ummm I got stabbed through the hand but don't worry I killed the guy

Judy: Who the fuck was it???

V: Curt Hansson

V: it's not a date

Johnny: it's a date

V: it's not a date

Johnny: it's a date

V: it's not a date

*next morning V and Judy are now dating*

V: ….

Johnny: ....

V: it was a date

Judy: oh great, so no one saw you

V:....

V: there are no witnesses

Just: there are no witnesses or there are no survivors??

Judy: *walks into the tent and looks at V*

V: *laying on the bed and reading Jackie's book*

Judy: Heyyyyy mi nómada, can you tell me something to make me feel happy??

V: *putting down Jackie's book and looks at just* your cute and you have a nice butt

Judy: thanks that will do it *walks out of the tent

V: well Jude's and I-

Judy: *elbows V*

V: suuuuuure

Judy: Are you using my output to kill your ex-output??

Rita: Yeah I am. Can you make it look like an accident??

V: pfff easy

*Later*

Barry: looks like she was stabbed to death

Mendez: and there is a banana peel on her foot, maybe the killer wanted it to look like she fell on a knife

V: *turns off the lights* boyy, do I got a joke for ya

Judy: marry me

Judy: hmmm??

V: I need to tell you something

Judy: yeah, what's up mi Nómada

V: I um…

Judy: it's okay, you can tell me

V: I have a crush on you

Judy:...

V: did you hear me??

Judy: Val, I'm your wife

The new cyberpunk 2077 2.1 update, oh loooord I love it sooo much, and I haven't seen that much of it YET but soooon I will. 2.1 update is a good one, I'm looking forward to see what more they have added

V: star wars empire strikes back

Panam: aren't those movies like a million years old??

Judy: THANK YOU

Judy: we were talking about it a few days ago and that's what I said

V: nooo, noo, no, this year empire strikes back would be 98 years old

V: hmmm, oh. Are you made of copper and titanium?? because you are a cu ti

Judy: *disappointed sigh*

Panam: that one wasn't that bad

V: Riiiiight, she doesn't know it yet but I'm getting laid later because of it

Judy: Oh are you now??

V: yup

*Later in bed*

V: told ya

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Hmmm, okay so I don't like the Phantom Library ending that I got

so I'm gonna stick to my headcanon of nomad ending and V getting her life back and living with Judy and having two kids, why?? Because I like that more that's why

V: *standing on the bed and holding a lightsaber* it's over Judy, I have the high ground

Judy: What are you doing??

V: your suppose to say "you underestimate my power"

Judy: Why??

V: because then I'll say "don't try it" and then you will try to do a double side flip over me

Judy: aaaaaand??

V: aaaand I'll cut of you arm and legs

Judy: you've been watching Star Wars again, haven't you??

V: yeeeeaaaah

Judy: aren't those movies like a million years old

V: okay episode 3 "revenge of the sith" came out 72 years ago, that's not that old

Judy: not that old??

V: yeah

V: it's the way dad raised his little girl

V: the amount of problems you have can be solved with the amount of bullets you have

Judy: are you gonna reise our kids that way??

V: Yup,

Judy: greeeaaat

V: it's a bakker clan tradition

Panam: You're back to being a nomad again, time to say fuck night City

V: thanks, there is someone I need to have with me, and she'll love the Nomad life

OKAY, LET'S TALK ABOUT IT

So a Few days ago I learned that in the mission sinnerman where you meet Bill Jablonsky and he wants you to kill Joshua Stephenson, you can actually kill Joshua, WHY DIDN'T I KNOW THIS????