I will submit the evidence!

Phoenix Wright fucking badass here say he can prove everything he is about to prove everything this finger-pointing defense attorney is about to set the fucking doves free because logic and evidence just got fucking united in holy shitting matimony, and their honeymoon is on "take your fake ass to jail" island, here he is, this is attorney work like you’ve never seen, this man, he’s gonna do it, every question you ever wondered, like why some people can’t do the Vulcan salute and why your hair line is receding so early, because you know what, this guy with the shit-eating grin KNOWS HIS SHIT, he’s gonna prove it, one fucking finger point and your mind shall be whiplashed with the force of balls dropping at the fucking speed of sound, that’s how confident he is that he can prove EVERY FUCKING THING IN THE UNIVERSE, hand it to this man.