being a heavy ghost fan for the last decade has just been watching men be replaced by slightly different men with tighter pants and i'm totally cool with that

"I'm a top" "I'm a bottom" ok but are you on the square??? are you on the level??? are you ready to swear right here right now before the devil???

AGAIN! EVIDENCE YOUR HONOR! I should be released from horny prison; it is not my fault I am thirsty and inappropriate. It is strictly a response to being taunted by someone else thirsty and inappropriate specifically because he wants other people to be thirsty and inappropriate for him because it makes him thirsty and inappropriate. It's a vicious feedback loop your honor, one that I have accidentally been caught in. And now I am nothing more than a THOT in prison. I've been dicknotized your honor!