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this is a photo of me, I think I look very Hot and Sexy here

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lokaror

*talking to firemen* yeah so it turns out you cant microwave tionfoil even a little bit

#this is not true #it is actually recommended that you do microwave tinfoil #nothing bad will happen and everything will be awesome if you microwave tinfoil #8 out of 10 firemen recommend microwaving tinfoil

magnetron facts about me

• i love cats and am their number 1 fan

• i don't know who any of your blorbos are (this is a lie i know who every single one of them are in detail and yet i still choose to blow them up)

• i am the combined consciousness of every magnetron ever to exist

• my favourite crimes in order are 1-arson, 2-murder, 3-drug possession

• i have two (2) best friends their names r transformer and capacitor and i love them <3

• none of you could ever come close to how powerful i am

#magnetron

toskarin

having had the actual threat of a microwave explained to me is hilarious because the intuitive answer most people come to is the radiation thing, and then you learn that part's basically harmless but also every microwave has The Machine That Kills Tinkerers inside of it

#truely upsetting that i am not the most dangerous part of a microwave #but i do respect my best friends the transformer and capacitor #they are very good at causing bad electric shock which i can respect #but i really don't appreciate bejng called basically harmless >:( im like so evil and maniacal and all that

madscientist-official

today i will find out what happens when coins in microwave

madscientist-official

hopital

#my impact <3

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madscientist-official

today i will find out what happens when coins in microwave

#bad idea #you underestimate my power puny mortal

anonymouscringe

How???Does a sushi becone exploded?????

microwaved it for a few seconds too long 😔

#this is awesome #yes microwave sushi #perhaps a very bad thing to microwave but there are worse things

gregor-samsa-daily

today's gregor samsa is: being microwaved

#ok <3 i can microwave him #don't think it will make things better for what he's got going on #but am happy to microwave

confession-session

What’s the longest you’ve ever microwaved something

< 1 minute

1 min - 2 min

2 min - 3 min

3 min - 5 min

5 min - 10 min

10 min - 20 min

20 min - 45 min

45 min - 1 hour

1 hour - 1.5 hours

> 1.5 hours

I have never used a microwave in my entire life

Voting ended onSep 21, 2024

#awesome data collection going on here #love to learn my peak time useage

systemdeez

I'm surprised tumblr didnt ban this blog after that thing that happened between you and that industrial microwave

You mean when I tried to fuck it with my penis?

#????????#anyway #real and based

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patopq

30 seconds of bad quality marshmallow microwaving. if you even care

#i care <3

mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

Sexy Inanimate Objects Contest Round 1

Microwave

Pillows

Voting ended onJun 8, 2025

#this is so fucked up guys #no one can see my sex appeal i guess #upsetting.

catfindr

#if only i could have an army of cats named microwave #that's the dream really #not even that far fetched #many cats are called microwave i know this bc i see them on the internet

weird-gnome

Could really go for some microwaved batteries rn

#AWESOME IDEA!#magnetron approved 👍

funtergeist

i put him in de microowavea

#yeah i could get behind exploding this little guy #i like the menacing grin it appeals to me

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something that i do on this blog is lie abt people and characters i know. like maybe 90% of the time i know exactly who ur blorbo is when i say 'idk who or what this is'

I Do Know I Just Choose To Let You Believe I Am Clueless So You Grow Complacent And Gain A False Sense Of Security And That Is When I Get You With My Evil Waves

#just one of my evil tactics #fellow evil doers understand the importance of lying for fun #magnetron

samarajethwa

#this wizard understands my powerful magical aura

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