Slaaneshâs Champion Conquer Remnant Ch.1
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Summary: The Chaos God Slaanesh sets her sights on Remnant. Rather than send an army, she chooses a champion to help her conquer the world. Jaune Arc. But before she can begin her conquest, she wishes to test her knight out herself... Includes: Demons and Sex
Eternity is a long time to live. To be a god, to live out that eternity, see it from beginning to unheard of end, it was typically a blissful life, one that Slaanesh could enjoy, but today was different.
As impossible as it may have sounded, the Chaos God was bored. Bored of the dull, dreariness of her own universe, bored of the xenophobic soldiers of Man, and the arrogant Eldar, and the stupid, mindless Orks. Bored of it all.
She could corrupt entire planets, erode the will of heroes into dust, and open the flood gates of the most sanctimonious of fools, but all of it just left her bored.
It was the same. A dull pattern, predictable⊠For a Chaos God, there were few worse pains than dull predictability.
That was when an idea popped into her mind. A faint memory bubbled to the surface as she remembered a world she had discovered so very long ago. A world untouched by the Warp, and guarded by two so-called âgods.â
How could she have forgotten? Oh, that question was rhetorical. She knew exactly why she forgot about the planet. She had feasted on the two âgodsâ that watched over the planet, driving them mad with carnal desires before she devoured their souls. They had been delicious, filling her to the point where she had left the world alone in hopes of more âgodsâ arising.
Slaanesh turned her omnipotent gaze to the world. A little, bright place called âRemnant.â The blue and green planet was almost a child in her age, but she still found herself surprised by the lack of any so-called gods.
âHmmâŠâ She was tempted to just forget about the planet again, but she decided against it, choosing to peer closer to the surface of the world. She looked for something, anything to stave off her boredom.
The inhabitants were human, it seemed. Some of her favorite playthings, though she also noticed xeno creatures called Faunus. They appeared human, but with some features from the local animals attached. Slaanesh shuddered with joy as she imagined the depravity she could create with these creatures.
Oh, she was sure the fantasy played in many of the âcivilizedâ Faunusâ minds. The idea of mating with the animals that shared their beastial traits⊠What fun Slaanesh could create.
There were also other fauna, more feral and violent in nature. She rather liked them when she saw them. Beasts of black skin and white bone, with gleaming ruby eyes. Beasts that tore, gutted, and killed so many. Slaanesh nodded in approval, finding these âGrimmâ similar to the creatures of the Warp.
Perhaps she could have fun with these âGrimm.â Perhaps their desires and wants could be fed by her...
As she thought about it, she found herself rather interested in the world of Remnant. It was such a bright place, almost like a child in the cosmic scales. How hard would it be to twist the world, corrupt it into something more âadult?â More honest with itself⊠Yes, she could paint a beautiful canvas over the world..
But what would be the best way to do that? Send her legions down to conquer the world? The very thought made her gag. No, that would only result in a waste of life. Life that could take part in her orgies and carnal festivities.
âA champion,â her voice whispered. Yes, a herald, a sign of things to come. One chosen from this world. Slaaneshâs cosmic gaze swept over the land, looking for the first suitable host for her cause, and it didnât take long to find one.
A blonde-haired knight, a young man with a good heart that made her lick her lips with hunger. Oh, she couldnât wait to bring down this manâs walls, and free the beast inside.
Jaune let out a heavy sigh as he rubbed a hand against his head. He threw the crushed bouquet into a nearby trash can as he walked around the Beacon campus. The young man was known for screwing things up, but this had to have been the worst screw up yet.
Once again, he had asked Weiss Schnee out on a date, and once again, she rejected him. This time, though, was possibly the worst. She must have been in a bad mood, because she took the flowers from Jaune and stomped them into the ground, grinding them under her foot.
She made it clear that she wasnât going to go out with him, and that she never would. The whole cafeteria heard her shatter his heart into a million pieces, before he walked away into Cardinâs gang. The four men didnât even have to do anything to further embarrass Jaune. He did that all on his own.
He walked into the leader of Team CRDL, and Cardinâs lunch spilled onto Jaune. The blonde slipped on the spilled food and he fell face first into the ground, laying in a puddle of soda. When he got back up, he had food stained onto his jacket and his crotch was drenched with Cardinâs drink.
The whole cafeteria laughed at him, led by Cardin and his team. Any sympathy or attempt to help Jaune was unheardt compared to the jeers and cackling masses. Jaune ran out of the cafeteria, trying not to further embarrass himself by crying.
Needless to say, Jaune felt like shit. He felt like a worthless, stupid, loser. He made a fool of himself in front of everyone, and now he was all alone with his broken heart and a simple question.
Did he even belong here?
He was the weakest member of his team, yet he was supposed to lead them? The only reason Jaune was even here was because of a lie. His forged papersâŠ
âWhat am I doingâŠ? I donât belong here,â he sighed. Weiss didnât want him here. Cardin didnât want him here, and now he wasnât even sure if he wanted to be here...
âOh, but I want you here, Jaune.â
The blonde froze. He definitely heard a voice. He turned around, looking for the source of it, only to freeze as he noticed the change in scenery. He had been outside just a moment ago, but now he was inside an old building. Really old, like some kind of gothic castle.
âOkay, this⊠bad,â he muttered to himself as he heard a low hiss. He turned around, expecting to find a snake-like Grimm, but instead he found monsters almost looked human.
Some of them looked just like a normal person, just⊠really, impossibly beautiful. The women had long, flowing hair, purple eyes, and their curvaceous, voluptuous bodies were clad in black and violet rags, barely hiding their privates. The men were in similar states of undress, but were impossibly handsome. Even Jaune, who never thought twice about other guys, couldnât deny how good looking these men were.
Others in the group of strange creatures were human, but weirdly androgynous. Jaune couldnât tell if they were men or women, but they werenât what made the blondeâs blood turn cold. The monsters mixed in with them were making his heart race. Things that almost looked human, save for their horns, or tentacle arms, or lobster-like claws. The pack of creatures smiled at him the same way a group of humans would admire a small, lost puppy, only with more teethâŠ
Very sharp teeth.
âWhoa!â He reached for his sword, only to find his familyâs weapon gone. In fact, his entire wardrobe was gone. From his soaked pants to his armor, it all vanished off of his body, leaving him completely naked before the horde of beasts.
Shame burned on Jauneâs cheek as he covered his penis with his hands. The monsters just seemed to laugh at him as they swarmed towards him like a wave of sharp teeth and grabby hands. Jaune tried to defend himself, but they tackled him down. He fell onto his back as tendrils wrapped around one arm and a foot stepped down on the other. His legs were held down by other creatures, until he was caught.
Jaune struggled to escape, but the purple creatures had his number. He couldnât overpower them, and the grim realization of his fate quickly hit him. He was going to die. Alone, naked, and lost⊠He was going to dieâŠ
He tried to accept his fate with some dignity. He closed his eyes, even as tears pooled in the corner of them. The demons laughed, rubbing their claw-like nails against his skin, amused by his attempt at bravery. Their mad cackles almost made Jaune wish he was in Beaconâs cafeteriaâŠ
Thatâs when a voice called out to the monsters, and Jane opened his eyes.
âStop. None of you will harm him.â
The creatures obeyed the voice without question, retreating from Jaune until only four of them were touching him. The same four that were restraining each of his limbs.
Jaune watched as a woman entered his line of sight. Just from one look at her pale, light purple skin, the young man knew that this thing wasnât human. Her eyes glowed with a similar light as something dawned on the young man. The woman was impossibly beautiful.
Exotic was the first word that came to his mind. There was just something about her that seemed different. Ethereal. Every step she took was like walking on air, and the glimmer in her eyes reminded him of a gemstone. Even her voice seemed to reverberate inside his bones, shaking him to his core. Â
Jauneâs jaw dropped as her slender figure stood before him, dressed in armor made of reflective, black steel, or obsidian that had been smooth out and made to shine. Her armor clung to her body, accenting her hourglass figure, her large breasts, her curvy rear⊠Everything about her was just the very embodiment of beauty, like a painting come to life.
âYou seem enthralled by my beauty, Jaune Arc of Remnant. Please, savor the sight. I do not mind. I actually rather like it when mortals such as yourself appreciate my visage.â Her statement brought a crimson blush to Jauneâs face, and he stuttered out a response as he looked at the ground.
âUh, I⊠I-Iâm sorryâŠâ Then the full weight of her words hit him, and Jauneâs eyes widened. âWait, mortal? Iâm confused Who are you, exactly?â
âWho I am matters little to you, Jaune Arc, what matters is what I can give to you. What I can teach you.â She walked forward, hips swaying. âDo you want to be respected, Jaune Arc? Donât bother answering, I know you do. Youâve had your heart broken, your pride crippled, and your dreams mocked. Youâve been bullied, derided, and treated like a damsel in distress by those you trusted. How could you not want things to change?â
She gestured with her hand, and the four creatures freed Jauneâs limbs, skulking back in retreat as the beautiful woman stood before Jaune, cupping his face in her hand, gently digging the tips of her fingers into his cheeks.
âI can give you it, and more. I can give you power to take that respect, and the heart of any maiden you so desire.â
Those last words caused Jauneâs eyes to widen. She had to fight the urge to smile as temptation bubbled in the pit of his soul.
âW-why help me? What do you want in return?â
âOh, Jaune,â the gorgeous woman sighed. âItâs simple. I want your loyalty. I want to help you drown in pleasure and wondrous sensations, and then you will do the same to the maidens of your world. Doesnât that sound similar to your own goals? I only wish to grant happiness to the humanity and Faunus of RemnantâŠâ
Maybe it was her heavenly smell. Maybe it was her soft, caressing fingers. Maybe it was just her eyes, that glittered like stars, but Jaune found himself trusting this woman, enthralled by her honey-like voice.
âI⊠I think youâre right. We want the same thing.â
âExactly. So what say you? Do we have a deal?â She released his face and held out her hand, and without an ounce of hesitation, Jaune took her hand in his, shaking it.
âDeal.â
âExcellent,â the woman nodded her head in approval. âBut Iâm afraid you must be tested before we can celebrate a partnership.â
âW-what?â
She placed a hand on the back of his head, feeling his golden hair against her soft palm, before the woman brought Jauneâs lips against hers. The kiss was passionate, firm, and utterly dominating. The blonde let out a moan of protest, lifting his arms to push her away, but all he accomplished was groping the exotic beautyâs chest.
His hands fell on her breasts, feeling their hefty weight in his grip as her clothes vanished into thin air. Jaune tried to keep his blue eyes open, but he couldnât see straight as he felt the womanâs tongue penetrate his lips. Her tongue was in his mouth, moving almost like a long, slender tendril. It wrapped itself around his tongue, before exploring every nook and cranny of his mouth, coating the insides with her own saliva.
He wished it didnât feel so good. He wished the blood in his brain wasnât being brought down his his groin. He wished he could control his hands, but he couldnât. His fingers dug into the supple flesh, before he gently pinched the hard, purple nipples that sat on the womanâs tits.
As Jaune crumbled under the passionate kiss the beautiful woman, Slaanesh found herself surprised, a rarity to be honest. She suddenly broke the kiss, retracting her tongue as she smiled at her chosen knight. She could already tell she had chosen right.
His taste⊠There was something intoxicating about it. She had to have more, but first, a courtesy.
âSlaanesh.â
âW-what?â Jaune blinked, as if dazed.
âMy name. I am Slaanesh, Chaos God of Pleasure.â Before Jaune could even question the title, Slaanesh pressed her lips against his once more, capturing him in the tight and passionate embrace. One hand kept him in the kiss as the other stroked his naked body, feeling his muscular frame and smooth skin.
There was a beauty in the youthful man. A charm, to be sure.
That was when the god felt something hard press against her body, and her eyes widened as she pulled their lips apart. A smile returned to her face as she bore witness to the impressive manhood her chosen champion was packing.
âWell, well. That is rather nice,â she confessed. For a human of his size and age, Jaune Arc was certainly a rare breed. The beast he was sporting was mouthwatering, and the goddess could practically hear her demonic horde moaning behind her.
They would have to go hungry, as she had no intention of sharing this diamond in the rough. Â When was the last time she enjoyed a champion personally? Too long, Slaanesh reasoned.
âW-wait, you-â
Jauneâs protests fell on deaf ears as Slaanesh laid a gentle hand on his chest. He blushed at the contact, earning an amused laugh from the woman, before she pushed him. The blonde fell onto a bed that she had created from nothingness, giving them the perfect setting for their love making.
As Jaune tried to figure out just where the mattress had come from, Slaanesh had gotten onto the bed. She laid down, her face meeting his erection. Jaune didnât know how to react as he watched her lips gently peck the tip of his cock. He had fantasized about this, dreamed of Weiss being where this gorgeous woman was now.
When Slaanesh wrapped her lips around the bulbous tip of his dick, he knew that fantasies were nothing compared to the real deal. Jaune crumbled as Slaanesh effortlessly went down his member, taking his cock inch by inch until her nose was pressed against his pubic hair. Then she rose up until the cock was nearly out of her mouth, before going back down.
She was sucking his dick with such passion, her mouth felt so tight around his length. Her saliva coated him as she bounced up and down, sucking his cock and bringing his dreams to life. It was too much for the virgin, and Jaune was soon howling in pleasure as the goddess sucked him off.
She bobbed her head up and down as Slaanesh tasted the cock, the musk burning her nose with its overpowering scent. She moaned in approval, letting the vibrations pleasure Jaune, before the young man let out a loud gasp and groan. His fingers dug into the bed sheets as he came, releasing a stream of cum into her waiting mouth.
The goddess was impressed. This young man was turning out better than she expected. She took the cum with a welcoming tongue, lifting herself off of his dick with her lips sealed shut and her cheeks puffed out. She savored the cumâs taste, closing her eyes as she moaned. Then she swallowed, letting not a single drop go to waste.
The purple-eyed woman moaned with ecstasy from the taste, licking her lips as she stared at Jaune like a tiger would their prey. âThat was delicious,â she commented. âI havenât had cum that good in so very, very long⊠I knew I made the right choice with you, fair knight.â Slaanesh stared at him with half-lidden eyes, baring her teeth so that they could gleam in the night. âIâll definitely be keeping you, and who knows? Perhaps Iâll even let you rule this galaxy beside me.â
âW-wait, I donât-â
âShh. This is not the time for protests. This is the time to test your limits. Letâs see how you do, my brave champion.â She crawled onto him, moving on all fours until her breasts were in his face and her pussy was rubbing against his erection. âStill erect? Good.â
Jaune could feel the weight of the woman on her body, but all his protests crumbled under the feeling of her chest rubbing against his face. He shuddered as a slender, thin hand grabbed his penis and aimed it for him.
At this point her words were beginning to really set in for Jaune. Why did he bother fighting it? Why did he keep resisting? Maybe it was better to just give in and enjoy the show� He gulped down his fears as the gorgeous, seemingly perfect woman rubbed his tip against her slit.
âYouâre perfect,â he whispered, cheeks red with embarrassment. Slaanesh lifted a brow in curiosity as Jaune continued. âI-I want to fuck you,â he confessed. âPleaseâŠâ
âMy dear knight, you need not say please. You need to simply take what you want.â The woman brought herself down, impaling her bodyon Jauneâs cock. In her arrogance, though, she underestimated just how big Jauneâs cock was and how it would feel plunging inside of her.
Her eyes widened, and the goddess let out a howl of pleasure as she leaned her head back. Slaaneshâs eyes fell shut as her demonic horde watched their mistress cry out. Some looked ready to rush to her defense, but they were held back. Slaanesh was not in pain, they realized. She was in unimaginable pleasure, to the point where the impossible almost came true.
The goddess of pleasure almost came from the feeling of Jauneâs cock entering her. His veiny rod stretched out her divine pussy. The woman wondered if all men on Remnant were as endowed, before shuddering with the knowledge that, no. Her mighty was one of a kind.
Slaanesh had to fight back the urge to cum, her toes curling as her hands fell onto her breasts. She rode the waves of pleasure as her hands betrayed her, teasing and playing with her tits for Jauneâs enjoyment.
âY-you are certainly impressive!â Slaanesh shuddered, riding the length of Jauneâs cock. The woman was quivering on his massive cock, almost beaten by the girthy weapon. Then she realized she still had a few inches to go, and once again she had to fight the urge to cum. Â Slaanesh slowly brought herself down, letting her ass press against the blondeâs crotch as she tried desperately to savor this sensation.
She kept her eyes closed as she bounced up and down, only to gasp as Jauneâs hands grabbed onto her ass. She opened her violet eyes to look into Jauneâs blue gaze. He smirked at her.
âW-what are you doing?â she asked with a hush whisper.
âTaking what I want.â Those words alone made her pussy squirm, and their juices trickled down onto Jauneâs crotch as they worked together.
The two worked together to fuck Slaanesh, pounding her pussy with wild thrusts. The goddess lifted herself off of the humanâs lap, before he brought her back down. The tip of his cock kissed her womb as the bed rocked with the force of their love making.
Jaune eventually moved his hands from her ass to her chest. She leaned forward, letting her breasts be groped and mauled by the young man. She appreciated his enthusiasm as he played with the large tits.
âDo you like them?â she moaned.
âLove them,â he replied, before opening his mouth and taking one of her nipples into his mouth. His other hand squeezed and pinched her other breastâs nipple, and the dual attack made Slaanesh moan with approval.
âYouâre a naturalâŠâ
Jauneâs tongue smacked against the nipple in his mouth, before he wrapped his lips around it and sucked on it like a hungry infant. Slaanesh was only too eager to help him, placing a hand on the back of his head and letting him have her.
âAh! Yes, just like that!â she mewled, before gasping as Jaune released her tit with a pop. Then he switched hands, placing one on the breast coated in his saliva while his mouth latched onto her other boob. He repeated the process, sucking away as his other hand pinched and rubbed her nipple.
All the while, Slaaneshâs hips bucked up and down on his cock. The wet claps of their love making filled the castle as the goddess crumbled under the pleasure. She felt almost mortal⊠She had never felt like that before, and as insane as it might have been to even consider, she had never felt this good before.
The pleasure, the soft touch of his hand, the hard pounding of his cock, everything blended together within her body. She felt the pressure building, until she came on top of Jaune. Her pussy squeezed tightly around his long, thick shaft, pulling him over the edge with her. The two came together, their bodies pressed tightly into one another as the mortalâs cum filled the goddessâ womb.
Their united orgasms were so strong that the goddess ended up falling onto Jaune completely for a moment. The blonde man blinked as he realized that Slaanesh had actually fainted on top of him. As he laid his own body down and embraced her, he couldnât help but feel a strange warmth in his heart.
Behind the couple, Slaaneshâs daemons were shocked and bewildered by what they saw. Their goddess actually seemed to have passed how⊠and from a mere mortal?
It did not take long for Slaanesh to regain consciousness. She blinked as she realized her face was pressed against Jauneâs chest. The blonde noticed her stirring and released her, watching her rise up from the bed.
âThat wasâŠâ Words failed her, so Jaune decided to lend a hand to her.
âImpressive?â
âVery,â she confessed. She licked her lips, before stretching to the roof of her castle. âI will return you to your home the same way I found you, but our deal remains the same, you understand that, yes? I promise to fulfill my side of the bargain, if you do yours.â
âWait, thatâs it? Youâre leaving?â Jaune inquired, trying and failing to hide his disappointment.
Slaanesh smiled at the man, finding the sadness in his puppy-like eyes to be adorable. She let out a brief laugh as she waved a hand dismissively. âYou will see me again, Jaune Arc. Just not now. I need time to prepare, and you need time to rest. We have much work ahead of us. Your home is like a canvas, and we will paint something glorious on it, together.â
The goddess made Jaune vanish with a thought, returning him to his world and leaving her alone with her servants. She rose up from the bed, only to feel her legs wobble under her weight. She caught herself, unwilling to fall before her slaves, but the fact was that Jaune had left her⊠weakened.
Never has a mortal made her feel that way. The goddess placed a hand on her heart, her brow wrinkling as she found herself already missing her knight. She smiled at this new sensation, feeling excitement pump through her divine veins.
This was new. This was exciting. It was just what she needed. She rose up and smirked as she began to walk down the halls of her mighty palace. She would enjoy her champion soon enough, once her conquest of Remnant was done, and the world drowned in pleasure and carnal desires.














