gleepin da glorp

everyone say thank you pubert

corporate is taking away my sparkle

mother nature knew that if she gave me a mother who raised me with body positivity and sexual empowerment i’d be too powerful

i accidentally blasted someone with a fire truck hose and ran them over and they got so mad they killed me eight times.

being a hot girl on gta online means men killing each other to get your attention

austin’s voice is like a little boy with a propeller hat and a lollipop

i miss the soft loving touches of my friends

bowel movements were literally normal for ONE day give me a break

i’d like to think in another life the circumstances had been right and we were together and happy

a love that is good and kind will find me a love that is good and kind will find me a love that is good and kind will find me a love that is good and kind will find me a love that is good and kind will find me a love that is good and

laughter is rare in this house… it shocks me when i hear it

i long to hold and be held

if i translated the power of my yearning into bite force i would definitely overpower crocodiles. my love knows no bounds do you ever feel like biting down on your phone so hard your canine punctures the glass? no? ok yeah me too