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"SINCE WHEN YOU ARE BI?!" maiko moment

Aroace Alastor who’s only attracted to power.

And Lucifer who can’t stand him.

Specifically, Alastor-a known narcissists and attention whore-actually getting bothered that Lucifer had no idea who he was. Who WANTS to get under his skin in the same way that Lucifer can so easily get under his. And the fact that Lucifer is LITERALLY the most powerful person in hell amplifies these emotions (and also kickstarted them, since that was the only reason he actually cared of his opinion in the first place)

And then Lucifer who just wants to hang out with his daughter and gets this fucking guy. Some Hazbin sinner who thinks he’s hot shit, who has the nerve to insinuate he’s a better father to Charlie, and whom he can’t simply erase. Charlie clearly likes him (for some reason) and he wants to support her, so the most he can do is passive aggressively insult him while trying to prove to his daughter that he’s better.

Is it at ALL romantic? Not really no. But it’s definitely got fruity undertones to it <3

Guard Alastor AU 🦌🎖️

Their dynamic is a bit uh... complicated.

+ Bonus doodle ehe

This comic was made on the day that Alastor's redesign was posted, and one person on Twitter pointed out that Lucifer and Alastor's lapels were kinda similar- like a couple thing! Here's a screenshot of the post: