The personal Tumblr-Blog of Dr. John H. Watson

John Watson: As a doctor, I’m perfectly aware of the importance of wearing a helmet on a bike. And yet, guess who’s managed to leave his bloody helmet at home. Again.

John Watson: Two coffees and a cuppa later, and I’m still exhausted.

John Watson: I had an American patient today. Everything was normal until the very end, when he just had to pull a classic Yank move: asking for a ‘bo'ohw'o'wa'er’ and trying to mock my accent. It worked. I’m done for the day.

John Watson: Why do people always discuss their relationship problems on the phone while on the train? Matthew, stop drinking! If you’re drunk every day, your girlfriend is going to leave you. Sorry, mate, even her parents don’t like you.

John Watson: Bought a pair of jeans, right. Unisex. Supposedly. Go to put my phone in my pocket; doesn’t fit. And I thought, bloody hell, who lets them get away with this? Men’s trousers? You can fit your wallet, phone, car keys, bottle of scotch if you are so inclined. Women’s trousers? Forget about it. I don’t know why they went to the effort to pretend it has pockets other than to spite me personally.

John Watson: Sherlock's parents have invited us for a BBQ. The weather’s finally cleared up, so it should be a decent afternoon: just sitting in the garden with some good food and a cold beer.

John Watson: Sherlock asked if I can actually sleep after a late-night coffee. Yes, I can. Provided he doesn't wake me up with one of his sudden antics.

John Watson: Only ninety minutes into my day, and the headache has already set in. Sherlock’s currently performing his best impression of a wild animal throughout the flat.

John Watson: Have you not had enough sleep? You are acting insane, Sherlock! It is frightening!

John Watson: A bomb on our doorstep? Yeah. Of course. Splendid!

John Watson: A young couple, dressed in those 'fashionable' sweat suits, eyed an older man amusedly. He was wearing a full suit with a cravat. You get looks when you dress nicely. Ironic, isn't it? I'm pretty sure they smirked at me too.

John Watson: A week ago, I told Sherlock my theory on a case. He dismissed it out of hand. Now, all of a sudden, he’s come up with the identical idea, and naturally it’s the most inspired thought he’s ever had.

John Watson: I really need a cuppa now! Without it, I won't work any more today!