An Asshole by any other name

God gives his hardest battles to his toughest soldiers, heard that at hooters

Apparently tumblr is filled with these weird men hating feminists. All I can say is, I feel sorry that all you can do is spout some odd down with the patriarchy bull shit when there are real issues.

Sprint has a connection that lacks a work ethic and verizon is a bunch of crooks. I hate to keep jumping companies but I refuse to be satisfied with poor service

Yknow I wonder if I actually want a girlfriend or just a fuckbuddy that I enjoy being around. There is a difference you know

Im smoking my cigar and someone mentions how it is going to kill me. Can it be soon? Id rather not have to keep listening to your rhetoric. Shitbag.

Sometimes it feels like I am pushing against this current that continues to drag me further back. However it is not how hard it shoves as much as how much headway I make that actually matters

I was looked down upon today because I lack 10k followers. Ladies, gentlemen, other, the struggle is real. Down with oppression, down with the matriarchy, oligarchy, patriarchy, sociarchy. They may take my dignity but never my freedom.

Found an app that lets me solve problems easier. By that i mean it solves it for me. I approve world.. I approve

My loathing for math is powerful. Sometimes I wish fueled by emotions was a thing, my car would run on my hatred of math till the end of time

After laying in bed for an hour with netflix and porn, I believe it is time to shower and face the world. #no #actuallyimjusthungry

I wake up after sleeping twelve hours. This convention took it out of me, all the drinking, all the stage fighting, not to mention being a raging dick. It all tuckered me out. Well atleast my sleep debt is paid off