You've been for breakfast at the Heartbreak Hotel

I hurt my back pretty reasonably at work today and unfortunately I couldn’t stop laughing because my first thought was “workplace injury barbie”

yknow when u start frantically cleaning so u dont kys but then get overwhelmed but by that point ur bed is covered so u cant stop

havent cleaned my room in like. at least a year

camellias be like what if roses but tense

kinda miss sitting in restaurants with my friends loudly having what is clearly the weirdest conversation the couple two tables over has heard all week and pretending not to notice them chuckle at my jokes but making sure to throw in enough exposition to give them context if they’re still listening

attempt to move an image in a word document leaves 7 dead 20 injured