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Whoever said love yourself before you can learn someone else was clearly a white straight person who instantly found those soulmate because some of us need someone else to show us how to love ourselves because some of us don’t know how OK some of us have had trauma some of us are just broken OK so fuck that and fuck you.

Can I juts ugly cry into a hairy man’s chest and and he’s pats my head and calls me a good boy

Why do I a very extroverted person attract all of the introverts I need people to go out with sings songs in a bar get drunk or something I juts need to be out of my apartment that doesn’t involve me leaving for work

The urge to move and tell absolutely no one and disappear from the grid is strong

You can’t get hangovers if your always drunk

Going to a bar specifically cause they have good fries and dipping sauce

I have the humor of a prepubescent little boy 

Fuck men they can go die in a hole and suck my left nut for forgiveness that I won’t give

I just want to shove my face into a hairy man’s chest and have him cuddle me

Is it so wrong to want to be chased into the wood captured chained up and fucked in the woods by a hot tatted up masked man

I will do unspeakable things to get me some Taco Bell nacho fries

Nothings better than getting drunk & high and picking up some Taco Bell

I will never say no to eating my weight in rice

You’d think working at a movie theater would get you more dates cause you get to watch movies for free but so far men just don’t want to talk to me

Can I please get drunk by a hot man spitting the liquor into my mouth

Can someone pour hot wax all over my body id feel like that would be extremely sensual