moxy

could never be a nudist because i don’t like being barefoot. bush out, boots on.

waking up with bruises i don’t know how i got: okay who closed last night?

director? i’d never tell a woman what to do

i bet being pulled by a magnet has gotta feel so good

guys let’s have a night we’ll never forget!! *crushes up dogs heartworm pills and snorts it*

me, an animal necromancer and gamer: i’m beating the dead horse again!

i feel like people focus more on the ‘intelligence’ part of AI and not enough on the ‘artificial’. it literally says it’s fake smart. c’mon.

i’m gonna keep beating this dead horse because what if it’s a piñata?

horse equivalent: kicking a guys head off repeatedly

me when i ask sisyphus what his plans for the week are