Baby Mama to Baby Mama (3/?)
Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader
When you and Chris do bring him home, he’s a little over 4lbs. He’s a tiny little thing. It worries you both but the hospital had you take certain classes before taking him home.
You both get no sleep for the first night.
Chris doesn’t get any sleep for a week.
Until you put double the amount of Nightquill he probably should have in a smoothie you made him. He drank the whole thing.
You were pretty much sleeping next to a dead man that night. You didn’t mind at all.
He didn’t wake up until 4pm the next day.
“How was your nap, Bubba?”
“Yeah,” you lied straight to his face.
He’s super confused for a good two solid days.
You end up quitting your job as Scarlett’s assistant since you very much love being a stay at home mom. She completely understands.
“I just need to fill my dream of being a gold digger.”
And that’s what Chris hears when you call her to let her know.
“THE BABY MAMA IS HERE!” Anthony yells.
You join Chris on set with Alex for Captain America: Civil War. Everyone is very happy to see you and baby Evans doing well.
Alex also doesn’t like that his daddy shaved his beard.
The four month old cries clinging onto you.
Alex loves Sebastian’s long hair and just taking naps with the beefy man.
Chris has even caught the three of you cuddled up together asleep. And he is jealous.
“She’s like the little sister I never had. Plus they’re tired.”
“He’s like a teddy bear, Bubba!”
Tom Holland mistakes you as Chris’s wife.
You also steal one of the Captain America uniforms for your baby daddy.
Chris gets clingy after a long day.
You gotta spoil him and baby him.
He ends up hurting his arm pretty badly. You help him ice it.
Scarlett asks you how being a stay at home mom is treating you.
“I. Am. Living. The. Dream.”
You get invited to Downey Town all the time.
“This is why I love you so much.”
Chris gives Alex half a jellybean when you aren’t looking.
When out to dinner with some of the cast, Chris gives Alex a lemon wedge.
Everyone dies laughing at his reaction.
“You don’t like that, buddy? I know you don’t.”
Chris finishes up filming and you both go home to Boston.
Chris finds the suit you stole.
Chris gets the script for Gifted and he’s already in love with the storyline.
He meets McKenna Grace and he’s just like “she’s the sweetest girl ever.”
You find yourself pregnant again as Chris is away for press. You tell Lisa first.
Chris goes on Jimmy Kimmel with Anthony Mackie, Paul Rudd, and Sebastian Stan.
“Who is Y/n?” Kimmel asked.
“Chris’ baby mama.” Anthony said.
“I thought she was his girlfriend,” Paul said.
You go to the premiere with Chris leaving Alex with Lisa.
“When are the two of you getting married?”
“When I see his pay check.”
“Y/n, you can’t say that!”
“I just did and I don’t take it back!”
“Y/n! People will think you’re a gold digger.”
“You act like I’m not. He literally gave me a debit card. All I gotta do is swipe and bam, I get a jet ski. And this man is so gullible, I just have to pop out a baby for him and all is good.”
Chris holds your hand during the movie and rests his head on top of yours.
Chris tries giving you a alcoholic drink at the after party. You decline it.
“C’mon, just like the old days!”
“Yeah, but you knocked me up again!”
Some of the cast hears and they scream and cheer.
“HE’S A QUICK ONE!” RDJ screamed pointing at Chris.
Chris cries happy tears. He clings to you the whole night.
You both get back to your 8 month old after having a celebration with the cast.
“Jeez, they’re gonna be a little over a year a part. You think we can handle two kids under two?”
“I’m just scared that it might be the same birth as last time.”
“If it is, we’ll get through it. I know we will.”