snapcube’s real-time fandub: sonic riders pt 1
“Well now it’s mine ‘cuz you set it down.”
“Just because you hold it doesn’t make it yours.”
“I’m really scared, and I don’t know why, so we’re gonna have to get to the bottom of this.”
“Don’t fucking— I’m not distracted that easily, young kid, I swear to god.”
“Get your hands off my face!”
“I will punch you with my fists.”
“How the fuck did you get up here?”
“I’m very tall, I’m like 7’1” and I will step on each one of you like eggs.”
“I’d like to fuckin’ see you try.”
“HAHAHAHA— This is not a joke. I’m not joking with you anymore.”
“Anybody else want to listen to some Queen?”
“I love stealin’ shit! Great day!”
“Hey, I love stealin’ shit too!”
“I’m coming for you bitch! I’m coming for you!”
“Revali’s gale is now ready.”
“Wow he’s bisexual! I didn’t know that.”
“By the way, I’m bisexual.”
“I was in history. But only once.”
“AAAAA—sorry I had to scream. It’s just a thing, don’t worry about it. I remembered a joke.”
“What the fuck is happening? Who is that bitch?”
“Watch where you’re going, shithead.”
“Haha! I love seeing people suffer when they wrong me!”
“Now I’m going to punch you!”
“Not unless you did something lame or stupid or uncool.”
“It’s the only way. Please do that thing you said.”
“Honestly, I’m not fucking with any more Redboxes.”
“Wait, you don’t put quarters in there.”
“Were you putting your quarters in the card reader? That’s not how you do that.”
“What the fuck are you talking about?”
“I’m gonna win, bitch! I’m gonna win!”
“I know you’re wondering what the fuck is going on. Me too!”
“I have no idea. I’m not a climate scientist.”
“I’m fuckin out of here. I gotta GO.”
“I’m sorry, I’m just trying to do my best.”
“You need to do better. No ‘sorry’s”
“Just kidding, I don’t care!”
“I got some new tricks, motherfucker.”
“You just left me to die!”
“Top 30 reasons why ____ is sorry. Number 5 will surprise you.”
“Top 30 anime deaths. Number 1: YOUR FUCKIN ASS RIGHT NOW.”
“Is everyone doing ‘Whole New World’ without me? I wanna be Jasmine you son of a bitch!”