Training my nervous system to choose an unfamiliar heaven instead of a familiar hell

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

youd think youd run out of things to say about a tv show

dr cho is SO real. "I don't have time for parties...unless...thor?" her priorities are thor, her job, then parties. i guess accomplished scientists are just drawn to thor

New bruno mars song called I'll kill you

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

what about blorbhov from my complicated russian novel though

blorbeaux from my nilihist french plays

blorbón from my weird latin american magical realist novels

blorbug from my kafkaesque short stories

von blorbow from my german sturm und drang novel

Don Blorbo from my opera

błórbżo from my polish poetry

blorbocles from my ancient greek epics

Mr. Blorby from my Jane Austen novels

Blorbio from my early modern plays

useless rosetta stone

any user from another app seeking to come on Tumblr should have to read that first, in order to prepare them for the horrors

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

Anyway dni if you still support Cain, he hit his brother over the head with a fucking rock and it killed him instantly (source). I truly do not know how he still has fans. It astounds me how people can call themselves good people and still be completely fine platforming blatantly Abelist assholes like him. Smh

some of u wouldn’t know good music if it started touching u sexually

t-shirt that says “i ❤️ reblogging”