the most compelling thing a guy can ever say is to another guy and it's "i wish you were a girl" . like record scratch. wow the implications that this phrase has. i think it needs its own bechdel test
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the most compelling thing a guy can ever say is to another guy and it's "i wish you were a girl" . like record scratch. wow the implications that this phrase has. i think it needs its own bechdel test

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biggest sge sin let's gooo
the sister twist
the camelot years
the pink fox thing
reaper king of gnomes
A World Without Princes
the red school
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12 year old me:
still am barely on this blog but i’m currently losing my shit again over the homophobic and oddly sexual passage with aric and “edgar” from tlea
the fact that he describes edgar as having “flaccid wrists”,,,,,,,, i’m going to combust why was this series my whole life for like four years
still am barely on this blog but i’m currently losing my shit again over the homophobic and oddly sexual passage with aric and “edgar” from tlea

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the first ‘the school for good and evil’ book is the only one
finding out soman is gay at the same time as a lot of movie news is really gonna spark my personal sge renaissance huh
do y’all remember when Chaddick called Filip a fruit these are middle grade books y’all
i just spent an hour describing to my older brother the simultaneous gayness and homophobia of School for Good and Evil series in intricate detail and he lost his shit
i know there’s no hope of it but why am i low key wondering if they’ve cast the secondary characters yet

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Callout post for Kate @pumpkinpaperweight:
judging me like this
Soman gay?? if soman gay why he write boks Like That
“No,” Callis says, and shuts the door in his face.
“I just died,” August protests. “Please. Callis. Let me in.” He could blast open the door with his magic, Callis knows. But he doesn’t. Well, that’s a point in his favour.
“What do you mean you died?” She asks, poking her head back out.
“The School Master tried to kill your adopted daughter and his Good brother returned, possessed me, and killed him, also killing me in the process. And then I woke up in your town graveyard,” he explains.
What has happened?
She scowls at him and opens the door. “Get in before people see you.”
August looks the same as ever, silver hair messy and just the right length, somehow. His hazel eyes are still piercing. Still blind.
Sometimes she thinks she should have listened to him, when he told her not to romance the School Master. Sometimes she thinks she should have gone to him instead. They had been friends.
She doesn’t say any of this, of course. “So, August Sader. You found your way to Gavaldon.”
“I suppose I did,” he agrees.
“What do you want from me?” She sighs.
To his credit, he doesn’t try to deny the fact that he does want something. “Come back to the School for Good and Evil. We need you. Something bad’s about to happen.”
“How do you know that?”
“I know a lot of things.”
Callis laughs. “Do you really think they would accept me? If I came back? Knowing that I was the lover of the creature who I assume tried to murder them all?”
“No one knows what happened,” August says steadily. “No one but me.”
“You and your Sight,” she mutters, maybe a little fondly. “But you’ve given me no reason to come back, August.”
“Your daughter.”
“What?”
August stares at her intensely. “This is her fairy tale, Callis. She is in great danger. He plans to kill all the Good and take the Reader World for his own.”
Callis leans back in her chair, acutely aware of how he’s tapping his fingers on his lap nervously. He never did get rid of that tic, she sees. “What can I do?”
“Everything,” he responds. “You and I. We could change things.”
August extends a hand to her, the way he did on the first day of school when he approached the Nevergirl who looked lonely. “What do you say, Callis of Netherwood?”
She arches an eyebrow. “You make a compelling case, I suppose.” She takes his hand and shakes it firmly. “Now. I want details.”
“You deserve them. By the way, I believe Agatha and Sophie will show up here soon,” he comments.
“What-” Callis begins.
“It’s a long story,” August interrupts.
“Well then, get on with telling it.”
And he does, illustrating the story with magical scenes of the School. Agatha unleashing the Wish Fish, Sophie betraying the Tedros boy, the School Master, August dying, the flash of the two girls kissing and disappearing as he disintegrated. Callis doesn’t know whether to be proud or horrifed at what her daughter has gone through.
“That is… a lot,” she says faintly.
“It gets worse,” he says.
“Aren’t you going to age if you tell me?” she inquires.
August shakes his head. “I lost the Seer powers, apparently. Which is rather unfortunate. I… did not see this conversation occurring.”
Callis offers, “You died. Maybe that’s why.”
“Yes, I did think of that,” he says dryly.
And then they’re laughing like the children they were, once upon a time. It’s not even that funny. But it is.
“So,” Callis says, once they’ve stopped, “what happens?”
“Remember my sister?”
“Well, fuck,” Callis murmurs.
August sighs. “That is an appropriate response.”
He proceeds to go into detail about how the princes will be thrown out, and even Callis is slightly horrified. “But- the balance-”
“Is gone,” he says. “Callis. We need you.” He hesitates. “I need you.”
“How can I deny such a plea?” She asks archly.
Instead of replying, he tilts his head sharply. “They’re here.”
She peers over his shoulder. Agatha and Sophie are trudging up Graves Hill, laughing and talking. It looks nice.
She lets out a heavy sigh. “They can’t stay this way, can they?”
“One way or another, they’ll be thrown back into their fairy tale,” August replies. “But at least we can choose how.”
“So be it, then,” she says, and gets up to open the door.
I,,,, may have made an SGE uquiz
there are so many potential moments but I'm going with a specific selection of "ones I could remember without getting up and going to get th
A scorpion, not knowing how to swim, asked a frog to carry it across the river. “Do I look like a fool?” said the frog. “You’d sting me if I let you on my back!”
“Be logical,” said the scorpion. “If I stung you I’d certainly drown myself.”
“That’s true,” the frog acknowledged. “Climb aboard, then!” But no sooner than they were halfway across the river, the scorpion stung the frog, and they both began to thrash and drown. “Why on earth did you do that?” the frog said morosely. “Now we’re both going to die.”
“I can’t help it,” said the scorpion. “It’s my nature.”
___
…But no sooner than they were halfway across the river, the frog felt a subtle motion on its back, and in a panic dived deep beneath the rushing waters, leaving the scorpion to drown.
“It was going to sting me anyway,” muttered the frog, emerging on the other side of the river. “It was inevitable. You all knew it. Everyone knows what those scorpions are like. It was self-defense.”
___
…But no sooner had they cast off from the bank, the frog felt the tip of a stinger pressed lightly against the back of its neck. “What do you think you’re doing?” said the frog.
“Just a precaution,” said the scorpion. “I cannot sting you without drowning. And now, you cannot drown me without being stung. Fair’s fair, isn’t it?”
They swam in silence to the other end of the river, where the scorpion climbed off, leaving the frog fuming.
“After the kindness I showed you!” said the frog. “And you threatened to kill me in return?”
“Kindness?” said the scorpion. “To only invite me on your back after you knew I was defenseless, unable to use my tail without killing myself? My dear frog, I only treated you as I was treated. Your kindness was as poisoned as a scorpion’s sting.”
___
…“Just a precaution,” said the scorpion. “I cannot sting you without drowning. And now, you cannot drown me without being stung. Fair’s fair, isn’t it?”
“You have a point,” the frog acknowledged. “But once we get to dry land, couldn’t you sting me then without repercussion?”
“All I want is to cross the river safely,” said the scorpion. “Once I’m on the other side I would gladly let you be.”
“But I would have to trust you on that,” said the frog. “While you’re pressing a stinger to my neck. By ferrying you to land I’d be be giving up the one deterrent I hold over you.”
“But by the same logic, I can’t possibly withdraw my stinger while we’re still over water,” the scorpion protested.
The frog paused in the middle of the river, treading water. “So, I suppose we’re at an impasse.”
The river rushed around them. The scorpion’s stinger twitched against the frog’s unbroken skin. “I suppose so,” the scorpion said.
___
A scorpion, not knowing how to swim, asked a frog to carry it across the river. “Absolutely not!” said the frog, and dived beneath the waters, and so none of them learned anything.
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A scorpion, being unable to swim, asked a turtle (as in the original Persian version of the fable) to carry it across the river. The turtle readily agreed, and allowed the scorpion aboard its shell. Halfway across, the scorpion gave in to its nature and stung, but failed to penetrate the turtle’s thick shell. The turtle, swimming placidly, failed to notice.
They reached the other side of the river, and parted ways as friends.
___
…Halfway across, the scorpion gave in to its nature and stung, but failed to penetrate the turtle’s thick shell.
The turtle, hearing the tap of the scorpion’s sting, was offended at the scorpion’s ungratefulness. Thankfully, having been granted the powers to both defend itself and to punish evil, the turtle sank beneath the waters and drowned the scorpion out of principle.
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A scorpion, not knowing how to swim, asked a frog to carry it across the river. “Do I look like a fool?” sneered the frog. “You’d sting me if I let you on my back.”
The scorpion pleaded earnestly. “Do you think so little of me? Please, I must cross the river. What would I gain from stinging you? I would only end up drowning myself!”
“That’s true,” the frog acknowledged. “Even a scorpion knows to look out for its own skin. Climb aboard, then!”
But as they forged through the rushing waters, the scorpion grew worried. This frog thinks me a ruthless killer, it thought. Would it not be justified in throwing me off now and ridding the world of me? Why else would it agree to this? Every jostle made the scorpion more and more anxious, until the frog surged forward with a particularly large splash, and in panic the scorpion lashed out with its stinger.
“I knew it,” snarled the frog, as they both thrashed and drowned. “A scorpion cannot change its nature.”
___
A scorpion, not knowing how to swim, asked a frog to carry it across the river. The frog agreed, but no sooner than they were halfway across the scorpion stung the frog, and they both began to thrash and drown.
“I’ve only myself to blame,” sighed the frog, as they both sank beneath the waters. “You, you’re a scorpion, I couldn’t have expected anything better. But I knew better, and yet I went against my judgement! And now I’ve doomed us both!”
“You couldn’t help it,” said the scorpion mildly. “It’s your nature.”
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…“Why on earth did you do that?” the frog said morosely. “Now we’re both going to die.”
“Alas, I was of two natures,” said the scorpion. “One said to gratefully ride your back across the river, and the other said to sting you where you stood. And so both fought, and neither won.” It smiled wistfully. “Ah, it would be nice to be just one thing, wouldn’t it? Unadulterated in nature. Without the capacity for conflict or regret.”
___
“By the way,” said the frog, as they swam, “I’ve been meaning to ask: What’s on the other side of the river?”
“It’s the journey,” said the scorpion. “Not the destination.”
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…“What’s on the other side of anything?” said the scorpion. “A new beginning.”
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…”Another scorpion to mate with,” said the scorpion. “And more prey to kill, and more living bodies to poison, and a forthcoming lineage of cruelties that you will be culpable in.”
___
…”Nothing we will live to see, I fear,” said the scorpion. “Already the currents are growing stronger, and the river seems like it shall swallow us both. We surge forward, and the shoreline recedes. But does that mean our striving was in vain?”
___
“I love you,” said the scorpion.
The frog glanced upward. “Do you?”
“Absolutely. Can you imagine the fear of drowning? Of course not. You’re a frog. Might as well be scared of breathing air. And yet here I am, clinging to your back, as the waters rage around us. Isn’t that love? Isn’t that trust? Isn’t that necessity? I could not kill you without killing myself. Are we not inseparable in this?”
The frog swam on, the both of them silent.
___
“I’m so tired,” murmured the frog eventually. “How much further to the other side? I don’t know how long we’ve been swimming. I’ve been treading water. And it’s getting so very dark.”
“Shh,” the scorpion said. “Don’t be afraid.”
The frog’s legs kicked out weakly. “How long has it been? We’re lost. We’re lost! We’re doomed to be cast about the waters forever. There is no land. There’s nothing on the other side, don’t you see!”
“Shh, shh,” said the scorpion. “My venom is a hallucinogenic. Beneath its surface, the river is endlessly deep, its currents carrying many things.”
“You - You’ve killed us both,” said the frog, and began to laugh deliriously. “Is this - is this what it’s like to drown?”
“We’ve killed each other,” said the scorpion soothingly. “My venom in my glands now pulsing through your veins, the waters of your birthing pool suffusing my lungs. We are engulfing each other now, drowning in each other. I am breathless. Do you feel it? Do you feel my sting pierced through your heart?”
“What a foolish thing to do,” murmured the frog. “No logic. No logic to it at all.”
“We couldn’t help it,” whispered the scorpion. “It’s our natures. Why else does anything in the world happen? Because we were made for this from birth, darling, every moment inexplicable and inevitable. What a crazy thing it is to fall in love, and yet - It’s all our fault! We are both blameless. We’re together now, darling. It couldn’t have happened any other way.”
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“It’s funny,” said the frog. “I can’t say that I trust you, really. Or that I even think very much of you and that nasty little stinger of yours to begin with. But I’m doing this for you regardless. It’s strange, isn’t it? It’s strange. Why would I do this? I want to help you, want to go out of my way to help you. I let you climb right onto my back! Now, whyever would I go and do a foolish thing like that?”
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A scorpion, not knowing how to swim, asked a frog to carry it across the river. “Do I look like a fool?” said the frog. “You’d sting me if I let you on my back!”
“Be logical,” said the scorpion. “If I stung you I’d certainly drown myself.”
“That’s true,” the frog acknowledged. “Come aboard, then!” But no sooner had the scorpion mounted the frog’s back than it began to sting, repeatedly, while still safely on the river’s bank.
The frog groaned, thrashing weakly as the venom coursed through its veins, beginning to liquefy its flesh. “Ah,” it muttered. “For some reason I never considered this possibility.”
“Because you were never scared of me,” the scorpion whispered in its ear. “You were never scared of dying. In a past life you wore a shell and sat in judgement. And then you were reborn: soft-skinned, swift, unburdened, as new and vulnerable as a child, moving anew through a world of children. How could anyone ever be cruel, you thought, seeing the precariousness of it all?” The scorpion bowed its head and drank. “How could anyone kill you without killing themselves?”

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Wow I love The School for Good and Evil
The SGE books, summarised. A picture is worth a thousand words 😔😔😔😔