Moved

Have you ever said something to a loved one that you immediately regretted, knowing you may have just torn your relationship to shreds with a single sentence?

can we replace the kardashians tv show with keeping up with the obamas because i’m gonna miss them a lot and i still wanna know what they’re doing all the time. how are the dogs? where does the family travel? what sort of hobbies has michelle taken up in addition to captivating the world with her intelligence, grace, and charm? what are the girls accomplishing? is obama still flirting with biden??? i need to know

She’s…..beautiful!!!!!!

what language do they speak at the center of the earth

core-ean

THE CENTER OF THE EARTH IS AROUND 5430 degrees Celsius… NOBODY IS GOING TO LIVE THERE SO THEY DONT NEED A LANGUAGE

core-ean

im laughing so hard ok so george washington’s ghost apparently only shows up if ur messing with his stuff so like imagine…… what if when jefferson visited martha at mount vernon he stuffed one of george’s possessions in his pocket and ghost George just fuckin lost it

Do u ever not realize how starved for affection u are till someone hugs u a bit tighter than normal and you find that you really don’t want to let go

somebody could literally make the funniest joke in the universe, expertly crafted and hand made like a fine artisan cheese, but it’ll never make me laugh as much as that one fucking comic where goofy steals a hat from himself in a different panel and defies all logic and starts crying

I dun knooo

His little glasses and little accent and little voice awwwwwwwwww

Batman did it. Like he was sticking with that lie 😂😂😂